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Sean

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About Me

I recently gave my life back to the Lord and am rasing three of my seven children and loving every minute of it. I am the proud father of four girls and three boys....and yes it's by two different women. You don't think one woman is that crazy do you? LOL. The Lord has a very strong testimony in me, I followed a pagan path for six years and he accepted me back with open arms and has blessed my life abundantly. I'm not perfect just forgiven. I have still have the occasional drink....and my language still slips every now and then, but I'm trying. Going to church does not make you a christian anymore than sitting in a garage would make you a car, it's what you do outside of the church house that makes you a christian or not. I have met many in the pagan path that were more sincere and loving than alot of the pretend christians I have met in my life. I do not judge anyones spiritual path, that is between them and the supreme powers, but my Heavenly Father has been faithful to me and answered more prayers in a few short months than I ever had answered in six years following the pagan path. This is just a small part of the Lords testimony of me and I would be glad to share the rest with anyone who wants to hear it. I have left the bulk of my writing up, it is a display of my sense of humor and love. Enjoy. I have been described as; "Interesting, cute, weird, and old" sometimes seperately, mostly in the same sentence. I hate the old part. It is a reminder of this "Mid-Life Crap" that I am going through, hence the title of my page. Once I was a young buck with a nice rack, who thought and fought middle age like an STD, now I have caught it and have been told "there is no cure, but, canibus sure helps a lot." I haven't tried this medication yet, but, as the days drag on and the belly keeps growing and the hair keeps falling, I am beginning to suspect that I may ask the local street corner pharmacist for an ample dose. Having sex four or five times a day was never given a second thought, now four or five times a week and I am going out to refill my vitamin supply. When I awake in the mornings from a night of sex,(Okay, so I don't have entire nights of sex anymore, but, if I did) not only does my entire skelatal system scream obscenities at me, but even my tongue hurts. They say wisdom comes with age, I hope this is true, because at this point in time the only wisdom I have to share is; save your energy when your young because you will need it when your old.
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I'd like to meet myself twenty years ago and slap myself around for some of the stupid things that I was going to do. Hopefully I would wise up and if not I could scare the crap out of myself and be a nightmare hiding around every corner to keep myself straight. Then again, if I did that I would be too afraid to get laid for the first time, or at the least be more paranoid than I was. I kept watching for the devil to come out of somewhere, and hook chains around me and drag me off to hell, like I was told would happen if I had sex outside of marriage.(LOL, thanks for scaring the crap out of me Aunt Dosha.)

My Blog

Nick and Helmets

             The weather was great yesterday, so I decide to take the bike out for a short ride in my usual manner, loudly with no helmet. Little did I know that it was going to come back and haunt me...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 16:35:00 GMT

Ya might be a single parent at christmas if..

In the spirit of Christmas here is a new list for single parents. 1) You may be a single parent if you spike your own eggnogg, twice.2) You may be a single parent if you drink energy drinks to keep up...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 11:43:00 GMT

Still Learning

  Things I have learned being divorced. 1)      Never eat pinto beans, onions and cooked cabbage before a date. This makes for a very&.bad first impressions. 2) &nb...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 04:45:00 GMT

Sneaking Ice-Cream like a Man

How to eat Ice-cream like a man This article is intended to teach men how to eat ice cream respectably. As we all know men have the gall to grab a large spoon an eat the tasty treat straight from the ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 19:35:00 GMT

When Hope Dies

When Hope Dies You no longer cry, When hope dies You no longer try, When hope dies Your soul becomes dry. Your stare becomes blank Your eyes no longer sparkle. Your mind is numb Your heart is cold, W...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 04:11:00 GMT

Yesterday

It is now Easter Sunday and I think I may have discovered what propmted the insight, violence. It isn't a new insight for the world, but a new one for me. We are bombarded with violence at every turn ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 08:04:00 GMT

Snow In Spring time

That is a good title for a blog about the mis-adventures of this mid-life crap. Just when you think everything is going good, nature thows in an obstacle that was not supposed to happen for a long whi...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 08:33:00 GMT

17,000 without power or food

Pine Ridge Indian Reservation in the Black Hills of South Dakota has 17,000 starving people, most have no electricity. It has nothing to do with the weather. This is their life. Here are some facts ab...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 00:21:00 GMT

New Years Eve Drama

"Bitch"   We had some drama on New Years Eve, but it started several days before that. I was going to town and a woman cut me off, no, not my wife and not in that way. Another woman. So anyway, ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 10:35:00 GMT

Women 101

To those of you guys who have not clued in to the opposite sex here a few hints.If she says "Bite Me" DO NOT do this, this is a harsh staement meaning that she is upset with something you said or did ...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 07:54:00 GMT