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[i]swerve

Lead me not into temptation, I CAN FIND THE WAY!

About Me


If it wasn't for the trials I've been through, the tribulations I've faced; if it wasn't for learning from disappointments and mistakes - I wouldn't be where, what, or who I am today.
FOREVER [ NO ] REGRETS
The loves of my life:
The man that has walked me through
love and life at its worst and best.
Whatever obstacles life throws at us - be it distance, time, or afflictions; you've always been there with an open heart and an open mind. You kept me up when everything in life was letting me down, and you've saved me in so many ways. You taught me the value of days in my life as it comes. Because of you, I found my faith again. Thank you for seeing everything I never saw in me.
My cat, Nipples.
I once wasn't too fond of cats. I was a very determined 8 year old who threw her cat, Fluffy, off the roof just to prove that cats don't always land on their feet. Let's just say that I proved my theory to be a fact. But that was the past! I have a new cat! Nipples, and he's very alive!
Our monster kitten, Skyy (like the vodka).
She's black and white just like Nipples and she has the cutest little nose! Two little girls gave her to us, and we just couldn't say no. Besides, Nipples was getting lonely and we thought a little friend of his kind might help him out a bit.
Our newest addition, Gabriel Jovon Alejandro Jr.
June 25, 2007 at 7:06 PM was when my life and the way I perceive things changed. God blessed me with an 8 lb and 20 1/2" baby boy! With only 12 hours of labor, baby and I came out healthy! With a child this gorgeous, who needs post-partum depression? ;]
You found me because I wanted you to:

Little-known & random facts:
    I'm allergic to latex.
    (Fortunately, only on my hands.) I can't swim.
    (CPR certified? Let's be friends!) I'm competitive.
    (Whatever you can do, I can do better.) I honestly think women are beautiful creatures.
    (There are just certain things only a woman can do right.) I hate carbonated drinks.
    (I don't do soda or beer. I like my drinks smooth and hard.) I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings.
    (Just think of it as tough love.)

My Interests

My son! (I like my husband too... Thursdays through Saturdays, 8PM to 2AM.)

I'd like to meet:



Music:

The type of drug where rhythm flows through my veins and blows my mind.

Movies:

From Barney & Friends to Betty's Big Boobs! I love them all!

Television:

Heroes, Chuck, Bionic Woman, Mind of Mencia, Family Guy, Saturday Night Live, South Park, and anything on Comedy Central!

Books:

    The Bride Price by Buchi Emecheta - phenomenally touching! Look Homeward Angel by Thomas Wolfe - I gaurantee that everyone can find their own echoes within this romantically written semi-autobiography. The Green Mile by Stephen King - only because I adore Mr. Jingles. Falling Up by Shel Silverstein - It still tickles my mind because I'm a big kid. Memoirs Of A Geisha by Arthur Golden - As always, the book is better than the movie! The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown - Obviously, better than the movie! Lovers & Players by Jackie Collins - LOVE-LOVE-LOVED it! She's now one of my favorite authors! I just finished Lethal Seduction and am now working on Deadly Embrace!

Heroes:

My mother; for putting up with raising a naturally demented little girl and being able to retain her own sanity in the process.
MY MOMMY ROCKS!!

My Blog

Hes 4 months today!

  My not-so-little-guy is 19 lbs 5 oz, and 26 1/2" tall!...
Posted by [i]swerve on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 08:20:00 PST

Here he is!

He's 7 weeks and 5 days to this date! I can't believe it! It seems like just yesterday we were bringing him home from the hospital! Here he is everyone! Some call him Duece, some call him GJ, and mayb...
Posted by [i]swerve on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 01:55:00 PST

3D Ultrasound - Take 2

We had to take another look at our beautiful son! This was done at 31 weeks and a few ounces heavier! =) This is his pouty face! I don't think he likes taking pictures very much! His kissy face! Tate...
Posted by [i]swerve on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 04:12:00 PST

Lil' Gabe's 3D ultrasound!

Gabriel and I are very excited parents, and seeing our son's face for the first time was a wonderful experience!  With about 2 months left of my pregnancy, I now have pictures to look at as ...
Posted by [i]swerve on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:26:00 PST

Gabriel Jovon Alejandro Jr.

IT'S A BOY!
Posted by [i]swerve on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 06:28:00 PST

The rumors ARE true...

I'M PREGNANT!(I knew there was something fishy about the wicked hang-over that lasted over a week.) I'm about 9 weeks and my estimated due date is June 25, 2007!  We're super excited an...
Posted by [i]swerve on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 10:21:00 PST

My inbox is empty!

Yayyy!  I did it!  Any messeges written before January 2006 was deleted, so that left me with only about 3 pages to reply to!    I'm done!  And enough said!...
Posted by [i]swerve on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 07:50:00 PST

Refreshed!

I'M BACK!    No more logging on every few days just to approve people and comments!    I've finally got my whole housing situation taken care of.  Now Gabriel and I can both b...
Posted by [i]swerve on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 09:28:00 PST

Good ole' MYSPACE!

I got sick of my layouts.  Having to coordinate colors and shit!  I reverted back to plain good ole' MYSPACE!  Lovely isn't it?  Plain, simple, straight to the point.  Now you...
Posted by [i]swerve on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 01:27:00 PST