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Just a nobody.

Unwillingly popped out of my mom's 'gina 30 years ago, and still continuing to take up precious space and depleting valuable resources on this cesspool of a planet, one day at a time, for what, I do not know.

A person of a 3rd. world country origin and behavior to back it up.
I'm a real treat.

Also, I love kittens, and women in overalls.

I found these questions off some page and got me wondering...

What if an airplane came crashing through the wall right now? would I james bond outta the way or would I die cuz I staired too long?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
How many balls do you have? not counting the ones between your legs.
After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
Aren't all generalizations false?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!?
Can you grow birds by planting birdseed?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
How can there be self-help groups?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How do you know when yogurt goes bad?
How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?
If inert is to be stationary, what is ert?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If a mute child swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to drown?
Is it possible to be totally partial? There is only a partial totality of this possibility.
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Shouldn't it be some things in moderation?
There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
What did we do before the Law of Gravity was passed?
What do sheep count when they can't sleep?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
What is another word for thesaurus?
What is the speed of dark?
What part of the monkey do you use a monkey wrench on?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
What's another word for synonym?
When people lose weight, where does it go?
When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?
When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
Who tows the tow trucks when they break down?
Why are there never any artist's materials in a drawing room?
Why do bars advertise live bands?
What does a dead band sound like?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why doesn't superglue stick to its container?
Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
Why is it called a TV set when you only get one?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why don't you ever hear about gruntled employees?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If a woman can be a meter maid, can a man be a meter butler?
If God sneezes...what should you say?
If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If soap is used to make you clean, why does it leave a scum?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
If you bear a child, why do you have a cow?
If you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Network, should you plan a surprise birthday party for them?
If you put freeze-dried coffee in the microwave, will you go back in time?

Your accent is as Philadelphian as a cheesesteak! If you're not from Philadelphia, then you're from someplace near there like south Jersey, Baltimore, or Wilmington. if you've ever journeyed to some far off place where people don't know that Philly has an accent, someone may have thought you talked a little weird even though they didn't have a clue what accent it was they heard.

You are constantly thinking about what others may be saying about you behind your back. You may also feel people have conspiracies against you, or they are out to get you. In crowds you may feel like everybody is watching to closely.

Jingle Berry - ketchup mania

Rawks!