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THE ASSASSINZS

About Me

You remember in the early '80's, the first time you heard THE ASSASSINZS. These great Metal God's set the standard for their contemporaries to follow. Though OZZY and ACDC had been around a few years when THE ASSASSINZS hit the scene, they were most definitely directly influenced by their style, their dress and of course the inimitable mastery of EXECUTION'S vocalizations. Now for the first time in nearly twenty five years the ASSASSINS are back! The same old line up you loved from the old days is finally together again, though UNIT sometimes travels back to Nepal regularly to chant and pray with the monks, and CZAR Reggie is often in Cambodia still working on his novel "The End of The World is near, So everybody DANCE!!!" EXECUTION is finally back from his ten years living with the Bornean howling monkeys, and is finally beginning to talk in full sentences again. Original member Mark Fiero is also slated to come back for the next recording. Mark was quoted as saying "you boys never could have been the stars you were if not for me!!!" Sir Dougie is reportedly writing a song in honor of Mark's return, titled for now- "Gimme! Gimme! Bottle Rocket!" Some fans are excited, while others are a bit nervous, feeling that EXECUTION may have lost his genius edge since the "accident", but are nonetheless eager to hear more of the new recordings. THE ASSASSINZS upcoming release, WE ROCK YOU SUCK!!!! is slated for release late Fall of 2007... Just hang in there, devoted fan. The day will be here soon when you can bask in the light of the melodic beauty of THE ASSASSINZS again!Myspace Codes / Myspace Layouts

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Member Since: 23/01/2007
Band Website: secret and only for the privileged...
Band Members: EXECUTION: Lead Vocals, screams, gurgles, Zither and Unintelligible utterances.CZAR Reggie: Bass Guitar, Electric guitar, random lyrical manipulation.UNIT: Electric Guitars, Recording Engineer, Theramin.SIR DOUGIE THE REX: Drums, boxes, and various blunt instruments and amputations.FOLDER A.K.A. DEAD: Spoken Word, vocals, poetic intrusions, PERCUSSION.MARK FIERO (rumored to be returning to the band): Finger tappin’ and basic guitar jam king. ALL SONGS WRITTEN BY THE ASSASSINZS!
Influences:
freemyspacedesign.com Burmese chanting, OZZY, ACDC, Motorhead, Pat Boone, the film eraserhead, absinthe, the clash, armored saint, early van halen, gordon lightfoot.
Sounds Like:
freemyspacedesign.com Korn, Metallica, Black Sabbath, Doris Day, GOD, Queens of the Stoneage, The Grinding of gears in an old Chevy Pickup. Games provided by freemyspacedesign.com
Record Label: Presently Unsinged. Refusing calls from labels.

My Blog

New Song!

My goodness. The time is here. A new asssassinzs song is on the site! Execution is at it again with his grinding growls answering Unit's vocalizations. Out of the darkness comes a song we can all ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:15:00 GMT

ASSASSINZS NEWZ

Many of the faithful and a few of the unfaithful have been asking questions regarding recordings, tour dates and just general knowledge about the Assassinzs. Therefore, our insider, Lucky Stinkford m...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:29:00 GMT

News is Here and Now!

3/24/08 Welcome back to all from the various holidays everyone has enjoyed. The Assassinzs have been very busy since the last blog. Keeping the faithful informed, here are some updates. - T...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:42:00 GMT

Holiday News!

The Assassinzs are spreading cheer this season by attending various charities and functions to show people that they "care". Listed below are certain galas and events:- Dead attended the "Celebration...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 06:42:00 GMT

news is good!

Here is the latest news concerning the maneuvers of the Assassinzs to date: There has been speculation that "something is going on" at Debauchery Studios, where The Assassinzs have been recording the...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:03:00 GMT

Unit returns...

The Unit has been found! The Unit was recently found by Kentucky Forest Rangers just outside of Bowling Green. He was unconscious and semi-nude with a copy of "The Old Man And The Sea" covering his ne...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 13:20:00 GMT

UNIT Missing!

6/05/07 Breaking News! "THE UNIT IS MISSING" The Unit, who has been known in the past to take secret excursions, has been officially reported missing. Local authorities have reported that he was last...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 06:27:00 GMT

ASSASSINZS news!

5/3/07 It is rumored that the Assassinzs are planning to release a power ballad entitled "Two Way". It was also confirmed by an unnamed source that there will be a special guest on the recording. No...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 18:07:00 GMT

news update!

3/30/07 The Assassinzs Update!Since the release of "We Rock, You Suck", there has been a huge buzzabout the progression of angst, rebellion, and fear that the band isputting into their craft. Here is...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:17:00 GMT

News on Mark Fiero!

Assassinzs news!Mark Fiero has finally returned from a six week trek through the jungle of east africa. He hiked 300 miles while in Tanzania, and climbed Mt. Kilamanjaro with his skis on his back. U...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 16:15:00 GMT