"I don't know when I noticed life was life at my expense . . ." |
So here I sit, having recently had 2 wisdom teeth sundered and evicted from my skull . . . and now a raging case of strep throat on top of it. My cranial region is a clouded cacophony ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 05:10:00 GMT |
Invisible Monsters |
Recently, a couple of people have recommended I read Chuck Palahniuk. I picked up Invisible Monsters the other day. It blew my mind . . . read the whole thing in one si...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 21:32:00 GMT |
Fucking hilarious . . . |
This is the funniest thing I've read in quite awhile. "Trudging down the pudding skin" is just . . . fucking classic. I was trying to read parts of it to Eric, but I couldn't because I kep...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:44:00 GMT |
Of course! |
So, I finally figured it out! "I want", "I need" and "give me" are the new "please" and "thank you". I can't believe I hadn't realized it until now. Here I thought the majority of pe...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 14:52:00 GMT |
Beer and a Saturday night . . . |
Just contemplating that wicked combination of alcohol and social ineptitude. Or, rather, the mistaken (but still dominant) impression that a bit (a lot?) o' the drink will cure compulsive s...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 13:33:00 GMT |
Religion |
"Religion! Is what you hear in church, religion? Is that which can bend and turn, and descend and ascend, to fit every crooked phase of selfish, worldly society, religion? Is that re...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:36:00 GMT |
"A puffickly huh-yooge batch of orifice . . ." |
Lisey's Story:Finally! An ending to a Stephen King book that doesn't make me want to scream! Plus a phrase I'm sure I'll be saying for years . . ."puffickly huh-yooge" . . . love it.
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 07:37:00 GMT |
Funniest thing I've heard in awhile . . . |
"I worked with this one guy that he liked to go deer hunting n' he got a tick stuck on his anus. He thought it was a hemorrhoid; he kept puttin' Preparation H on it for a week, made it all supple.&nbs...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:19:00 GMT |
Hmmmm . . . |
Look Ma! I did a MySpace! Darcy, this is all your fault . . .
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 14:11:00 GMT |
