Heroin |
Who lives longer: the man who takes heroin for two years and dies, or the man who lives on roast beef, water and potatoes till ninety-five? One passes his twenty-four months in eternity. All the year...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 19:44:00 GMT |
The Ultimate LSD Trip |
THE DAWN OF SOMETHING EVIL Lucifer was more beautiful and brilliant than any creature in the kingdom. But one day everything changed. He rebelled. He shook his f...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 20:20:00 GMT |
CoM Manisms |
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelina Jolie...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 20:50:00 GMT |
A Fuckin Good Joke |
Three tortoises, Mick, Alan and Les, decide to go on a picnic. So Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to g...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 21:21:00 GMT |
