Growing up in rural Wisconsin....GET-ER-DONE!!! |
If You Grew Up In Rural Wisconsin : > > > * You know how to polka, but never tried it sober. > > > > > > * You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means. > > > > > > * You know it is traditional...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 15:57:00 GMT |
More redneck jokes |
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~~ How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, I gotta l...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 04:24:00 GMT |
RENECK PICKUP LINES |
1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in. 4) ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 07:30:00 GMT |
HERE’S YOUR SIGN |
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Number One Idiot of 2007
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because s...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:22:00 GMT |
Are you a REDNECK? |
1. Have your ever said Hey ya'll watch this and ended up in the hospital?2. Used a road sign to sight in your rifle?3. Drank so much that you have...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 07:26:00 GMT |
Redneck Christmas List |
12. I live in a moblehome and we decorate the inside more then the outside but what we do hang up on the outside we leave up all year long, why take them down you just have to put them up next year.M...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 11:59:00 GMT |
Wisconsin--- Redneck Style |
Jeff Foxworthy on Wisconsin If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 38 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swi...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 07:34:00 GMT |
REDNECK |
You know you're a redneck when...
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not lef...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 16:41:00 GMT |
