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Farrah

About Me

I cover the basics, Hips, Tits and Lips.

I’m a burlesque starlet bumpin and grindin my way towards infamy. I love rock and roll, dirty jokes and my gin with extra scotch.

I realized I was doing exactly what I was born to do when I was wearing a g-string on stage, just having finished hunting down a dildo and my pastie fell off right in mid-twirl. This is this life, I tell ya... I'm one classy lady.

Procrastination, finding the most innane things interesting in a vain attempt to put off the things I must do. What did Britney do?

I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Rock stars. Lots of rock stars. And nice people. Interesting people who tell funny jokes. and boys named Johnny.

And those not afraid to show off in a banana suit.

UPCOMING SHOWS!!

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