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About Me

♦My name is Jess, not hun, hunny, sweetness, sweetie, baby, babe, sexy mama, hot mama, milf, hot chick, chick, hottie, gorgeous or any other retarded pet name you think is gonna make me think you like me or KNOW me, cause you don't!! ♦I blow out my candles on November 9th, which makes me a scorpio, I have a stinger, and I don't mind using it. Don't think you're clever, or original or refreshing!! ♦I love tattoos, I Have 25 of them. ♦♦♦Drugs are gross. If you use them GO AWAY! ♦I love music with a PASSION. ♦I love AWESOME horror movies. ♦If you're boring and have no zest for life, please click 'BACK' now!! ♦I'm NOT much of a girlie girl. ♦I'm GET-A-BLE::: AIM = Rikroxpeach Yahoo = Ladyjazelle124 MSN = [email protected]"Bravery and I are not on intimate terms. My natural curiosity is tempered with caution – thus I've lived long. But now, ignoring my instinct to flee or fib, I speak the truth without regard to consequence. Your courage deserves no less. You've suffered great pain and you've caused some; you've endured deep grief and feelings of guilt; but you will be tested by a more wrenching anguish, Alice. There is worse to come. You and this Red Queen cannot both survive. You are two parts of the same whole..." ~ The Cheshire Cat ~
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

James Rolfe (AVGN), Green Day, The White Stripes, Whitney (ANTM cycle 10), Leon S. Kennedy, George Carlin (RIP), Lewis Black, Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman.

My Blog

Twisted Torture

Just kinda have to get some things off my mind before I seriously explode. I feel so many things all at one single moment and I might seriously lose it fer sure. As the spring and summer approach us q...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 19:02:00 GMT

The gospel according to Brian Griffin

In the beginning, Brian Griffin said, "who's leg does thou have to hump to get a dry martini around here?" And yay there was alcohol! The Great Brian, sipping his martini, devised a collection of comm...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 11:16:00 GMT

How I feel right now!!

I've tried so hard to keep it together, my blood runs cold, I clench my fists (i clench my fists!!!) I'll seize the day by the throat and watch it die Last thing you'll see will be my face. Remember t...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:58:00 GMT

I never thought I’d have to actually make a list and put this down in words. That day has come.

It's come to my attention now, that I really do need to have a few things up here. Rules I guess you could say.That way when you piss me off, I can refer you back to the rule that you broke. So off we...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 18:39:00 GMT

Crotch pop and the pushing of the Chevy!!

So me and one of my besties Scott decided to rip up the mall this afternoon. Until he got a call from one of his friends.... car trouble. Back in the car, we both light the smokes and take off. The NE...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:48:00 GMT