PUBIC ANNOUNCEMENT - I AM SICK OF THE WILDLIFE INVASION! |
SOMETHING HAS TO BE DONE!!!
Somebody needs to do something. Someone out there needs to be proactive. Somebody do something!! Where's Timothy Treadwell's evil twin when you need him. Somebody put a che...
Posted by Arpmandude on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 05:29:00 PST |
Actually, a funny thing about the word taloo |
I once had a job as a telemarketer. It gave me free rain to jack off all day in my cubicle. With this freedom, I started to reply to Guy with BMA, our first label. He had been looking at signing ...
Posted by Arpmandude on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 07:07:00 PST |
Itchy insomnia in Humboldt, CA |
So, . . . I was on tour with Hank 3 in the summer of '07 and we were playing this weed fest out doors in Humboldt, CA. Now at the time, I had been suffering from some intense insomnia. I was lucky to ...
Posted by Arpmandude on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 01:18:00 PST |
Mortal Kombat 2 hiest in St Louis |
So Psyopus was playing in St Louis with the bands Into the Moat and Summer's End. There was a band named Animosity that were on the bill too but, they dropped off in San Fransisco. Animosity is from S...
Posted by Arpmandude on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 04:26:00 PST |
My first time taking exctasy |
All right, . . . here's a cute one. You better read it all. this might take a minute. Hehehe. This is the story of the first time I did exctasy and the love affair the ensued.Okay, . . . the story sta...
Posted by Arpmandude on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 11:37:00 PST |
Someone has a crush on Arpmandude, . . . The Original Awesome!!! |
Who could it be??? I bet the only way to find out is to go to www.hornballontheinternetstalkingyou.org
I wonder if she's a he, . . . I wonder if their hair is huge, . . .I wonder if Robert Plant is st...
Posted by Arpmandude on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:58:00 PST |
Where’s the nudity? |
Where's the nudity? At times I ask myself this staggering question with a boner pressing through my sweatpants. And the irony of sweat pants, . . . they make others retreat fully clothed yet, if the e...
Posted by Arpmandude on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:25:00 PST |
Are you tired of strangers spraying poison at your kids? |
I once was taking a skip to CVS. The reason, . . . I can never own enough baking timers. They help me with my sexual stamina. This is how it works. On day one I would set the baking alarm for 5 minut...
Posted by Arpmandude on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 01:25:00 PST |
IM JUST STAYING HEALTHY |
So my mother was doing her daily routine of checking me for testicular cancer and it hit me, . . . every girl I have ever dated has been a martian. I don't have any weird bumps on my man nuggets and t...
Posted by Arpmandude on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 02:13:00 PST |
I Found The Macho Man on eHarmony.com |
In a world where poop is king and girls dance for their dinner, . . .
In a land where magic is Viagra and boners where football uniforms, . . .
In a time when they always cum TOGETHER!!!, . . .
It's...
Posted by Arpmandude on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 01:29:00 PST |
