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Brooke

About Me

I LIKE ALOT OF THINGS AND I ALSO HATE ALOT OF THINGS. I AM HIGHLY CLAUSTRAPHOBIC. (HORRAYFORME).I LIKE AMAZING SOUND AND RADIO AND ALSO RED WINE( WHICHIS WHATIAMDRINKINGRIGHTNOW).STEVEN JESSE BERNSTEIN,BILL HICKS,NEGATIVLAND,COBRA KILLER,BIKINI KILL.I ALSO LIKE SCOTCH,NOISE,PIRATES,WAREHOUSES AND MIDGETS.I WISH I COULD STAND UP AND PISS LIKE A MAN BUT I DON'T HAVE A PENIS AND I KNOW THAT THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN.I THINK I HAVE A MIDGET PHOBIA AND I ALSO LOVE DAVID LYNCH. I LIKE DRAWING AND MY KINDI TEACHER USED TO ALWAYS PAY ME OUT FOR NOT PUTTING SPACES BETWEEN MY WORDS.These things make me happy:producing radio, failing badly at producing radio, listening with my one non-gammy ear, eating bagel chips, shirlows and completley missing the point.These things make me narky:Bono and the antiques roadshow.I work at Amrap, produce radio SNATM on Fbi, draw bird-midgets and eat tacos as much as I can (minus the meat goo). '

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Tilly Devine, Thomas Alva Edison, David Lynch, Anne Bonny and Mary Read, Al Duvall, Neddy Smith, Samuel Hoffman, the person who invented scotch and Negativland.

My Blog

The Night Air- ABC Radio National Dj Corporal Leper Set this weekend

The Lovley people at ABC Radio National’s ’The Night Air’ asked me to select and play and chat about tracks that I dj with at the end of last year. I ended up telling them long winde...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:10:00 GMT

New things.

Ummm... I've decided that my blogs are dumb. But... this is an update for friends I haven't spoken to for months...   NEW DEAD BABY JOKES: What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting nex...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:12:00 GMT

AMRAP Radio Project on the Laptop in Performance plus some other stuff!

You can download my AMRAP radio project 'The Laptop in Performance' here: www.amrap.org.au.Thanks to the contributors: Ben Byrne, Monica Brooks, Caleb K, Alex White and Paul Gough aka Pimmon.Now, thin...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 00:10:00 GMT

mEATY mEDIA

Since my depressing and increasingly time wasting ventures into mainstream media have become a little more regular than they used to be, some really funny editorial decisions have come to light..If y...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 05:14:00 GMT

My kinky new toy

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!I just brought a kinky new Roland SP 606 sampler for dirt cheap!!!!Yaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!I am never leaving the house again.
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:33:00 GMT

More Gigs Gigs Gigs/Reasons to get drunk.

So many things happening, COME!firday 17th:Dislasystem plays at cubby house film festival!21 forest rd arncliffearncliffe, New South WalesCubby houses have been built... Artists will be showing there ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 16:54:00 GMT

The Sound of Faliure

I'm playing noise with Marquis De Sound here next sat:(From Alex/Autoclave) Hey come along to this fairly appropriately named gig (after the travesty of my now now set):Petersham Bowling ClubSaturday ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 16:50:00 GMT

Rock n' Roll tour of old melbourne town

We're going on a rock n roll trashbag tour of melbourne from the first until about the sixth of Aug.....wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo!!!!I'm going to be the dj/produc...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 05:38:00 GMT

Cabin Fever

Arrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh... I am climbing the walls. I have cabin fever. I'll never make a good pirate at this rate!!!   Help, my loungeroom walls are the same colour as they were lastnight! &...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 00:37:00 GMT

New life plans

I am going to become i pirate and plunder stuff. This is my new career goal. Arrrggggghhh!
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 20:49:00 GMT