What up bitches, ma name is

er SMUT MUTT LEENI AKA BELLE MEGA AKA STENCH RIDDEN SMUT

but I don't really smell. I'm 13 years young and am half lakeland terrier, half something else (possibly labrador, we aint sure you mega) and I have a black coat and brown eyes and a lil brown beard which gets cut off because then I get loads of dogs sniffin ma

fanneh

...oh yeas. I have 2 brothers and one sister but I haven't seen them since I was 10 weeks old the cunts. Ross picked me, he's a well cool cunt, although slightly cuntish, but equally

MEGA

. Big shout out to J-JAY and that gay matt lad, oh and the gay dog chance who has the worst dog breath ever.Anyway about me, well I like going for walks particularly in the snow, chasing rabbits and ripping their guys out as seen in Watership Down, running through the grass, picking up stones and sticks and swimming, but my biggest love is food, can't get enough of it, especially other peoples food. If you leave your food un-attended for one second, I will snatch it. Yeah that's right my name is Belle, a bit like Asia, my names a planet, goddamit, I'm like granite, hard as fuckI fucking hate the milkman I'd love to pop a bullet in his ass, instead I eat his shoes, and my owners don't get the swift flash on a Tuesday because I got an ASBO (Anti-social Smut kyBoish Order) for attacking that old cunt that deliveres them on site. MyGen Profile Generator