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About Me

I'm Jayson .
I am an ex Mormon .
I like to ride bikes .
I like making people happy.
I used to be an Arizonafag.
Now I'm a Kentuckyfag.
My next door neighbor sits on his porch all day. He's going deaf so he yells everything. Just thought you might want to know.
I've been alive for twenty-two fabulous years.
I want to see the world. Literally. All of it.
I shop in thrift stores and Goodwill.
I like to play with my food and identify shoopish things.
I like to make sunburned or tanned people act like lobsters.
I have no regrets, no fears, no disappointment; only hope and optimism and fond memories. Life is amazing.
I love myself. I probably love you too. If you don't already love yourself, you should get started on that now.
I'm the Pokemon Card Game Mountain West Regional Champion, 2007. Missouri State Champion, 2008 and 2009. World Champion, some day?..

Chess

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Fellow Pokemon masters.
Someone who will beat me at chess.
People who want to borrow my books.
A vocalist and drummer for my Rock Band band.
Artists to paint me pretty things for my apartment.
Friendly folks of all shapes and sizes.
Travelers and adventurers and vagrants oh my.
Fat Mike, Justin Sane, Tim Armstrong, Rivers Cuomo.
Kurt, Chuck, Howard, Noam, Jon, Stephen.

My Blog

January 21, 2009

Back to school! This semester I'm taking English 102, Spanish 101, Psychology 101, and Modern Fiction. They're all online classes through Rio Salado, a Community College back in Arizona that I atten...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 04:06:00 GMT

December 3, 2008

So I finally managed to complete a semester of college. I can't believe it took me three years. All of my friends from high school are finishing up their degrees in whatever, while I'm jus...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 20:54:00 GMT

August 22, 2008

I'm three days into a little detox program I've been wanting to try, and I could kill for some solid food. I didn't feel like running to the store for grade B maple syrup, so I'm just sorta modi...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 06:27:00 GMT

August 6, 2008

I'll be heading over to OCTC to take my placement test in a little over an hour, and I'm realising how much I've missed taking tests. Yeah, we take tests at work whenever the menu is revised, bu...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:47:00 GMT

July 20, 2008

I turned 21 last Tuesday. Audrey and I cooked and baked and goofed off in my kitchen all day Monday and in the morning on Tuesday, then she took me on a gourmet picnic. She made sushi wit...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:03:00 GMT

June 8, 2008

I was invited over to Jarell's on Wednesday to play some poker with him, David, and Justin. I had a great time. I made-believe that I was a card shark; pretending to not know how to play w...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 23:43:00 GMT

May 29, 2008

"Know Your Onion!" Shut out, pimpled and angry. I quietly tied all my guts into knots. Gave up on trying to make them, I figured it'd take them too long to look up and besides... It was undeniably cl...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 02:14:00 GMT

May 20, 2008

I just finished overhauling my myspace content for the first time in forever. What a waste of time! But oh well, I didn't really have any other plans, except getting some sleep. And ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 03:49:00 GMT

October 17, 2007

So I closed at Ruby Tuesday from 5:45 to 9. It was pretty dead but I made about $25 in tips which isn't bad for such a short shift on a weekday. Then I drove down the street to Denny's fo...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 12:22:00 GMT

October 15, 2007

I woke up at five this morning to see the doctor at the free clinic about my foot. I got all bundled up in shirts and a sweater and such because I was expecting to stand outside in the dark, col...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 23:27:00 GMT