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John

"Life is a Bitch and I Love it"

About Me

I'm masochist. I love scary movies and I love watching boring mushy movies that anybody would not want to be caught dead watching (I told you I'm masochist) I lived in the US for quite sometime but I got tired of all those sons and daughters of bitches that I decided to live alone in Singapore and studied Philosophy and now I am home sweet home and home is the Philippines. I have been to hell and back scratched the surface of the endless pit of the limbo and re surfaced to prove to the world how stuck up everyone has become. I’ve worked as a radio jock, a call center agent, PR, writer, theater actor, financial analyst and an HR practitioner. A lot of people hate me but I don’t really care. They say I am not friendly I say yes I am not and if you have a problem with that you better buzz off. I am the spawn of evil who mutated into a higher life form and I am here to exterminate, eradicate (and for the benefit of those comatose life forms, let me put it in simpler terms) I am here to make your lives miserable. I exist to make the world a better place by getting rid of the wrong sort and yes that would be you. To wrap things up, Life is a bitch and it’s a mission to fuck with it.

My Interests

Headset, Coke, Cellphones, MP3, Music, Books, Video Games, Computer Games, Piano, Violin, Guitar, Cars, Parties, Reality TV shows, Cartoons, Computers, Psychology Books, Magazines, Funny movies, Scary Movies, Sexy Movies, Sci Fi, Fantasy Movies, Babies ( making babies ) hahahahha....

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Brittney Spears I wanna know and touch to check if her boobs are actualy real. :)

Music:

Sting, Jayz, Third Eye Blind, Arkarna, The Calling, Maroon5, Suede, U2, REM, Santana, aerosmith, 50 cent

Movies:

Troy, The Incredibles, Finding Nemo, Toy Story, Kama Sutra, Bringing Down the House, Matrix, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Scary Movie,

Television:

everybody loves raymund, Survivor, Amazing Race, American Idol, Smallville, The Apprentice, Lost

Books:

catcher in the rye, Harry Potter 1,2,3,4,5, LOTR, Elfstones of Shannara, Wishsong of shannara, Elf queen of shannara, Tanequil, Jarka Russ, Ilse Witch, It was on fire when I lay down on it, She has come undone, All i need to know i learned in kindergarten, first King of Shannara, Man in search for meaning, Tell me your dreams, Servant of the bones, Witching hour..... aahhhhh basta dagan kapoi ug huna huna

Heroes:

Spiderman nyahahahhahaha....