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Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Ezz There Pplll! For those lil randoms who dnt kno me im Kay, 20 nd yea... prettty... shoort... :) im from Basildon... unfortunatly.... I live in Laindon wiv my Gourgouuuus lil baby!, didnt eva wants kids but now he's More than my world and i love bein his mummy! Hes tha Bollox!!! believe! :D! I'm now single so Pure!! Lovin! this freedom! :) Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Guess ima normal Essex ''birrrd'' hu speaks her mind n says it how it is ha :) n hu loves her mates n fam who il'd quite obviously do anythin for, Love me Music, Drinkin, Lerv tha shots! mmmmma god Love that cherry sour shit! ;). love n live 4every weekend! Clubbin it, Ravin it, Pubbin it, Dancin!, Love me music! as everyone does.. we'ld be pretty fucked without it now wouldn't we aye!, an i have a crazy but great bunch of mates who make it all worth it! Rahhhh :P my god i fukin love you longgggg timeee girrrrls! N U Kno! we rock afella on singstar!! lol cant touch this! lmao! geeksss lol. 9 outta 10 men are creepy lil snakes, they're fucked up n confusin! so i try to stay clear of them but dont happen really does it, they're f*ckin everywhere!, arrggg i fukcin hate americans!!! whats with them!!? they're all crazyyy!!... n fat! n i cant stick girls over tha age of junior school that like tinkerbell n winnie tha pooh!? u bitchs need ta be shot, but yeh :) im gonna shut up now, chatin smack again but mmmm :) Ima gd girl n do anythin 2 help any1 out, ima gd listener but been told nuff times i talk too much too :D but i aint one who cares what people think of me, i aint out 2 impress any c*nt!, im jus me... Standard x ..

Remember when your best friend becomes your worst enemy. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Lollipops turn into ciggerettes. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ The innocent ones become sluts. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Dentention becomes suspension. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Squash becomes vodka. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Kisses turn into sex. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ I remember when getting high meant playing on the swings. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ When protection meant wearing a helmet. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ When the worst thing you could get from boys was germs. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ War was just a card game. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ The only drug you knew was calpol. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Wearing a skirt didn't make you a slut. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ The only things that hurt you was grazed knees. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ And goodbyes only meant until tomorrow. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ And we couldn't wait to grow up..? Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!! :)
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