First of all, I feel compelled to explain the Sophisticated Redneck moniker I have labeled myself with seeing I've been asked about it so many times. I seem to keep getting comments from folks who know me that laugh at the fact it says sophisticated, I meant it as a relative term to redneck meaning sophisticated for a redneck, just with less words, follow so far? To make it simpler for those still confused, I can read above a 4th grade level and have all my teeth, but have no problem enjoying an ice cold PBR or sayin' y'all even though I've lived in Mass my whole life. I hope this clears things up. :-D That being said, I'm a fun loving type of guy that really doesn't give a sh!t what anyone’s opinion is of me unless they're someone I keep close and value their opinion. I enjoy riding my motorcycle and doing dumb things that amuse me. Sometimes it seems stupid to other people but I enjoy it and if I have to explain it, you’re prolly thinking too hard. If you have questions (or if you've actually read to this point) feel free to drop a line and ask. Whatever you do, DON'T send me a friend request if I don't know you and have never talked to you before, send me an email first and we'll chat. Apparently people still don't get this part, but I'll keep tryin'.
Your Bumper Sticker Should Be
Even if the voices aren't real - they've got some great ideas
What Bumper Sticker Should Be On Your Car?
You're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad.
How Sarcastic Are You?.. ..
Layout Pimper.comTake the quiz:
what type of car are you?
Muscle Car
you like it fast and loud and want everybody to know it. u have raw muscle under the hood
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the Idiot Savant
(33% dark, 61% spontaneous, 47% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT
You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.
Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -
If you're interested, try my latest: The Terrorism Test
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 9% on darkness
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You scored higher than 87% on spontaneity
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You scored higher than 71% on vulgarity ..TABLE> ..TABLE>
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid , home of the 32-Type Dating Test
