EL NASTY GRANDE profile picture

EL NASTY GRANDE

CADILLAC COWBOY FROM THE LAND OF ENCHANTMENT I wanna live fast, love hard, die young And leave a bea

About Me

HOLA AMIGOS! My name is Dakota Sinbad Chavez, If you kill my father be prepared to die. I am a nocturnal Zia wild child, one of the last of the Bedouin Tidaow Tribe. I was taught by my ancestors to live life in the moment and to show love scandalously & spontaneously. I was born and breed in the simple village of Los Ranchos de Albuquerque situated on the Veaha Norte side of The Rio Grande River. Veaha Norte locos forever! My Pueblo was on the outskirts of BURQUE, NEW MEXICO, the Kingdom of crazy. Ma Vida Loca was Trill comein up as a young buck in da barrio of El Cabearillo were after my spirit quest I graduated from a b-boy to an OG. No matter where I dwell, my roots will always be embedded in the rich earth along the Rio Grand River of the South West. A wise rasta once said that one can't know were one is going unless one knows were he or she has been. So I’m talkin Carne Adovada smothered in green with a lime stuffed Pacífico to wash it down. Say what again mothafucker I dare you. I’m talkin cruzing to da Bosque to spark it wit da homeyz. I’m talkin Anodyne Greyhounds chased with 100% de agave juice blasts beded down with Frontier…Oh yes I gots my kicks on root 66, Que no! After lettering C-team in every sport I reached my limit with SPS (SoDameHighSchool) in 1999 feelin fine with plenty of time to unwind, knock back wine, and find my self and my association to this so called 'universe.' So this here Zia Devil got gypsy eyes and went searchin for the Holy Grail. In the last eight years I have been somewhat of a WANDERER. "I'm the type of guy that likes to roam around, I'm never in one place I roam from town to town And when I find myself fallin' for some girl I hope right into that car of mine and I drive around the world Yeah I'm a wanderer yeah the wanderer I roam around around around around..." Yall feel what I'm sayin. Been in and out of school and work; a ramblin’ man tryin to make a livin and doin’ the best I can. Been from place to place lookin for nothin but experience and interface. From the continental United States to over seas I have lived, traveled, and consumed all I have been able to get my turquoise ring laden hands on. To me livein' is traveling and it means being willing and able to get lost along the way and find things, people, and places that were not necessarily in the itinerary or on the map. I have made my home in Portland OR, Orlando FL, New Orleans LA, San Francisco CA, El Paso TX, Quanca Ecuador, Bangkok Thailand, Blenheim New Zealand, North-South-East-West New Mexico and were ever else I have rested my krunk cranium in the early hours of the morning. I have meet, interacted, and made acquaintances with all kinds of people from all kinds of places and that is what truly keeps me smilin. There is nothing I treasure more then my comrades and family; old friends become family and new acquaintances become friends. "I against my brothers, I and my brothers against my cousins, I and my brothers and my cousins against the world"- Bedouin saying. All I need in life is love! Because... 'in the end, the love you take Is equal to the love you make.' And I gots a whole lot of love to give out too. A never-ending road trip, sippin sizzerp, rollin low in a big body turquoise candy paint Cadillac four-door sedan, which is sitin pretty on 28 inch chrome spoke socks and white wall shoes, uses purp for petrol, has a sonic Santino style stereo, a frisky copilot, and dat dank AC is the closest thing I have to a Sindbad I am da sailor daydream. I never want to stop my quest to ride high and reminisce about the good old days. I needzz it in my life yaheardme! I'm always on the look out for new things to try out, taste, feel, and fuck around with. I just want what's out there that I haven't experienced yet. It must be my Sagittarius nature for I got a wild stallion below the belt and a greek god above, Tidaow...... My likes are; the opposite sex, sleeping more then eight hours a day, the number eight, shopping at thrift stores, cutting it up with the Felley brothers, liquor in fancy bottles, getting ire, Viper Blueblockers, Native American arts and crafts, Cowboy shirts, boots, and hats, Pirate lore, silver, turquoise, adobe, the Pacific Ocean, anything Middle Eastern, Mexico, arid regions, the desert, the Southwest, fantasizing about singing in a Waylon Jennings cover band, puddles, Japanese toothpicks, Sashimi, Baba Ghannouj, exotic smelly cheese, fresh fruits and Vegetables, red & white wine tasting and no spiting, bloody rare meat, phat apple bottom asses in thongs, the dark, crackling outdoor fires, wide open spaces, Western books and movies, truck stops, dive bars, Honky Tonks, dried fruits and nuts, nuns, Western Art by Peter Hurd, Tom Lea, and Frederic Remington. Clean Drugs, trashing fancy hotels, graffiti, tattoos, strip clubs, etc......... I don’t like; time, the law, waiting, standing in line, complaining, little dogs that bark, pet birds, reality television, television in general, sardines, cigarettes, cheep tequila, waste, bureaucracy, hypocrisy, racism,...


Myspace Layouts - Myspace Editor - Image Hosting


My Interests

My Interests include but are not limited to: Miami Bass & New Orleans Bounce! Traveling. Laughing. Sleeping. Scheming. Snorkeling. Sexing. Skiing. And other words that start with the letter S. Lazy Time. Naked Time. Bedouining around the world. Reading slow. Moshing at punk shows. Different Medians of Expression. Photography; especially Black & White. Music listing, Pumping Iron. Staying up late. The Sun Rise, Drinking expensive liquor and wine out of fancy and exotic bottles. The Sun Set. My heritage. The Counter Culture. Other cultures. Architecture and design. History and Wine. The all ever-present cosmic force that ties and links all mater together. YODA! The Middle East. The Ocean. Little Tiny Rocks. How other people think and rationalize, =Philosophy. Animal habits.The bar seen in other cities. What other people like to do for kicks. Animation. New unconventional ways to make money fast. What my friends are up to right now. The neurology and psychology of feelings. The history of Blues Music. Being Lazy. Driving long distances in candy paint Cadillac’s in the desert while engaged in introspective analysis. Daydreaming about being a lead singer in an internationally acclaimed cover band that plays Otis Redding, Roy Orbison, and Waylon Jennings covers as well as original reggae/rap/funk/punk fusion. Listing to the plethora of music I maintain in my eclectic library at exceptionally penetrating and disturbing decibels while I paten freestyle dance moves in my bedroom. Staying well informed on current events and trends throughout the Galaxies.

I'd like to meet:

WHERE Y'AT Weird and crazy people that take pride in who they are and were there from. Those that look at life as a windy road with lots of signs that aren’t afraid to make illegal u-turns once in awhile. Friends and lovers that can laugh at themselves and others, find humor in society and civilization because they realize that life is too $hort and full of unnecessary soup opera drama to take too seriously. I am looking to network, twerk, and watch the move Jerk with those that like to eat with there hands, walk barefoot in sands, and not make concrete plans. I'm a very easy going and nonjudgmental fella whose a bit on the constantly hungry side when it comes to my apatite for living on the edge, even when I’m eaten three square meals of Adrenalin gland a day. But then again I am quarter century young, love touch, and all day long all I dream about is sex. I like being free to do what I want, when I want, with whom I want. I'm eager to cut to the chase and bring pleasure to those I embrace, for pretense is for those with time to waste, and I rather spend my time fooling around, around town, then searching for... Waldo. Were is that candycane lookin motherfucker anyway? I want to meat and great all kinds of people from all kinds of places. I want to know what it was like for yall growing up and how you all feel about the world we live in today. So join me, cosmonaut BIG NASTY for an all out intergalactic cyberspace socializing extravaganzick orbiting orgy to far and beyond spaces so that we might all understand one in other; sister and brother form another mother...EARTH!

Music:

Um Kulthum, Robert Nesta Marley, Buck Owens, Chuck Berry, The Velvet Underground, Willie Dixon, Hank Williams III, Thin Lizzy, Lil Wayne, Ten Years After, The Ghetto Boys, Shiny Toy Guns, Salmonella Dub, Social Distortion, The 2 Live Crew, Waylon Jennings, Ray Lamontane, The Fixxers, The Clean, Zapp, LCD soundsystem, Curtis Mayfield, Los Fabulosos Cadillacs, The Flying Burrito Brothers, Fairouz, Manu Chao, Pietasters, Cypress Hill, George Jones, Niney the Observer, The Meters, Antoine ‘Fats’ Domino, Jerry Lee Lewis, Cream, The Queers, Eagles, The Pharcyde, David Allen Coe, Gang Starr, Son House, John Prine, Portishead, The Doors, Bubba Sparxxx, Alison Krauss & Union Station, Black Uhuru, Al Green, Tom Petty & The Heartbrakers, Michael Jackson, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Clipse, The Dirty Dozen Brass Band, Eagles Of Death Metal, The Bravery, The Allman Brothers Band, Merle Haggard, Boogie Down Productions, The Steve Miller Band, Lighter Shade of Brown, The Traveling Wilburys, Booker T. & the MG's, The Wedding Present, A Tribe Called Quest, Crosby Stills & Nash, Grand Funk Railroad, Rebirth Brass Band, My Morning Jacket, The Rolling Stones, The Grateful Dead, The Black Crowes, Young Jeezy, The Beastie Boys, Jimmy Eat World, Chris Isaak, Faron Young, Tracy Chapman, Lightnin Hopkins, John Lee Hooker, Black Sabbath, Robert Randolph, Dr. Dre, Teen Idols, Fleetwood Mack, John Horton, Eric B. & Rakim, The Beach Boys, Hank Williams, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Dwight Yoakam, Jimmy Hendrix, Massive Attack, Operation Ivy, Matthew Good, Super Cat, Anthony B., Wu-Tang Clan, The Mavericks, Chaka Demus & Pliers, Bootsy Collins, Talking Heads, Ottmar Liebert, Little Richard, Johnny Winter, Muddy Waters, Sizzla, Mad Professor, Led Zeppelin, Kings of Leon, Alpha Blondie, The Supremes, Gram Parsons, The Skatalites, Public Enemy, Eek-A-Mouse, The Ramones, Grandmaster Flash, Sly & Robbie, James Brown, Digital Underground, Jack Johnson, Marvin Gaye, Otis Redding, Johnny Cash, Elvis Presley, David Bowie, Gypsy Kings, Goddie Mob, The Specials, Eric Clapton, Roy Felley, Roy Orbison, Nina Simone, Freddy King, Yellow Man, Barry White, Run-D.M.C. Ray Charles, Frank Black, King Tubby, Millencolin, The Strokes, James Gang, Albert King, The Beatles, Peter Green, Cold Chisel, Arcade Fire, Sam Cooke, De La Soul, Alex Lloyd, Goldfinger, Smokey Robinson, The Hives, The Roots, Slick Rick, The Shins, Too $hort, blink-182, The Cure, The Cult, J.J. Cale, OutKast, Sublime, Juvenile, ZZ Top, AC/DC, N.W.A. NOFX, ABBA, EPMD, Pixies, INXS, UB40, Them, Mana, Muse, 2Pac, Poco, Dion, UGK, just to name a few…….

Movies:

Blazing Saddles. O Brother Were Art Thou. Howard the Duck. Mad Hot Ballroom. The Phantom Tollbooth. American Beauty. London. Cocaine Cowboys. Sid and Nancy. The Rules of Attraction. ZORBA the Greek. Blood in Blood Out. The Adventures of Baron Munchausen. Lawrence of Arabia. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Beetlejuice. The Untouchables. The People vs. Larry Flynt. Fist Full of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, A Fistful of Dynamite, and my favorte Sergio Leone film- Once Upon a Time in the West. The Sabata Trilogy. Tombstone. Silverado. Lonesome Dove. Django. Rio Lobo. El Dorado. True Grit. Warlock. The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance. Mackenna's Gold. Young Guns 1-2. How the West Was Won, The Searchers, Fort Apache, Rio Grande, She Wore a Yellow Ribbon and other John Ford Westerns. Apache. Vera Cruz. The Magnificent Seven. Jeremiah Johnson. Hombre. High Noon. Gunfight at the O.K. Corral. The Professionals. (I LIKE ME SOME WESTERNS) The Princes Bride. Easy Rider. The usual suspects. Apocalypse Now. Brazil. Mean Streets. Goonies. The Blues Brothers. JFK. Colors. Simpsons Movie. The Big Lebowski. Seven Samurai. Yojimbo. True Romance. Ninja Scroll. Pulp Fiction. Natural Born Killers. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Scarface. Iron Monkey. The Never Ending Story. Menace II Society. New Jack City. The Harder They Come. Spaceballs. Young Frankenstein. Caddyshack. The Jerk. Sweet and Lowdown. The Godfather I-III. Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, Returen Of the Jedi. Space Odyssey 2001. The Power of One. Wet Hot American Summer. Three Amigos. Belly. Malcome X. Coming To America. Harlem Nights. Training Day. King of New York. The Graduate. American Psycho. Animal House. Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Chinatown. Hoffa. Batman. Goin' South. The Shining. Five Easy Pieces. Bonnie and Clyde. Bugsy. Dick Tracy. Office Space. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Strange Brew. Life Aquatic, The Royal Tenenbaums. The Cannonball Run. A Fish Called Wanda. Hidalgo. Starship Troopers. Snakes on a Plane. Team America. Groundhog Day. Spellbound. American Pimp. Any Given Sunday. The Gods Must be Crazy. Traffic. The Doors. Little Big Man. Serpico. One how flew over the Cuckoo’s nest. Sonny Chiba Kung Fu flicks. Buttman’s Rolling Cheeks, Hits Tits & Clits, Bend Over & Say Ahh, Jack Assed Out, and other skin flicks.

Television:

I don’t currently own one or am I in the market to buy one but I do like to watch these sometimes when at sleep overs or hotels; Californiacation, Arrested Development, squidbillies, Family Guy, South Park, The Simpsons, The Office; both UK & USA, All Adultswim Programing, Public Accesses Programing, HBO Programing like Entourage and Sopranos, The History Channel, The Discovery Channel, Comedy Central, Adult channels when available, The fucked up & skewed fear invoking News, Sporting events like important Soccer matches, Football games, Heavyweight fights, music videos, BET late at night videos, badly made for TV movies, The White Noise channels.

Books:

On the Road, Dharma Bums, Big Sure and anything else written by JK. The Milagro Been Field War. Demian, Steppenwolf, Siddhartha, Narcissus and Goldmund, Beneath the Wheel, and most other Hermann Hesse works. Shane, First Blood, The Big Range, The Canyon, and some other Westerns by Jack Warner Schaefer. War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy. One Hundred years of Solitude by Gabriel García Márquez. Skinny Legs & All, and other Tom Robbins works. All J.D. Hardin Western novels. Most Elmore Leonard Western novels. The Alchemist, The Valkyries, The Pilgrimage, By the River Piedra I Sat Down and Wept, and all the other amazing books written by Paulo Coelho. Quiet American, and lots of other Graham Greene works. Welcome to the Monkeyhouse, and some other Kurt Vonnegut. The Happy Hooker by Xaviera Hollander. Atlas Shrugged and The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand. Crime and Punishment, The Gambler, The Idiot, The Brothers Karamazov, and just about everything by Fyodor Dostoyevsky. Cider House Rules by John Irving. Electric Cool Aid Acid Test and other works by Tom Wolfe. One who Flew over the Cuckoo's nest by Ken Kesey. The Rum Diary, Hells Angels: A Strange and Terrible Saga, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream, and just about everything by the late great Hunter S. Thomson. How the West Was Won, Last of the Breed, The Quick and the Dead, Hondo, High Lonesome, Catlow, The Broken Gun, Son of a Wanted Man, most of Sackett novels, and a whole bunch of other Westerns by Louis L'Amour. Jubilee Trail by Gwen Bristow. Lonesome Dove, Anything for Billy, and other Larry McMurtry works, In Cold Blood, Dispatches by Michael Herr, The Catcher in the Rye, Invisible Man, The Old Man and the Sea, Animal Farm, 1984, and lots of other George Orwell works. All John Steinbeckworks. Books about the Sea and Pirates. Anything written about or takes place in New Mexico. Some history texts.

Heroes:

My Papy and Mamy, My older Sis, My Grandparents, Any one that has ever spread love, respect, tolerance and stood up for what they believed in. Idward Wadi? Sa?id. Hugh Marston Hefner. Larry Flynt. MLK. Malcolm X. Robert Nesta Marley. Brad Noel. Johnny Cash. Waylon Jennings. Ghandi. Peter Hurd. Billy The Kid. Deacon 'killin' Jim Miller. (for killin Pat Garrett). Doc Holiday.Wild Bill Hickok. Calamity Jane. Jesse James. Buffalo Bill. Some other wild west characters and frontiersmen. Smokey the Bear. Tony the Tiger.Winnie the poo. Legendary pirates like Black Beard. Captain Freeman. Anne Bonney. James Browne. Howell Davis. Calico Jack. Black Bart. Thomas Edward Lawrence. Al-Muqaddasi. Will Rogers. Benjamin Franklin. Thomas Jefferson. George Washington. Mubarak Awad. Mustafa Barghouti. Abd al-Qadir al-Husayni.Gamal Abdel Nasser. Saladin. Speedy Gonzales. Bugs Bunny. Geronimo. Tecumseh. Hiawatha. Black Hawk. Sitting Bull. Pontiac. Red Cloud. Chief Joseph. Squanto. Crazy Horse. Po'Pay. Ho Chi Minh. The Baby Jesus of Nazareth.

My Blog

I LOVE YOU LOVE ME

Most Arabs I know respect, cherish, and praise the female genderI personally regard women as life giving goddesses for they are the most enjoyable, magical, and beautiful creatures in all the galaxies...
Posted by EL NASTY GRANDE on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 02:02:00 PST