[chai tea]

holy frijoles, i.e. crap!

as i was unpacking my office just now, i found an old scrapbook from high school. in the back was the program from my high school graduation: JUNE 1, 1997.and suddenly i realized I GRADUATED HIGH SCHO...
Posted by [summer sweetcorn] on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:11:00 PST

strikes me as wrong.

ex·hi·bi·tion·ism (ks-bsh-nzm) n.1. The act or practice of deliberately behaving so as to attract attention.2. Psychiatry A psychosexual disorder marked by the compulsive exposure of the genitals in ...
Posted by [summer sweetcorn] on Fri, 18 May 2007 07:45:00 PST

ace royal touch sucks

so, i'm going to take back some advice i was giving.if you go to homedepot.com, lowes.com, and acehardware.com you can find rebates and almost all the time you can find that one of them has a $5/gallo...
Posted by [summer sweetcorn] on Wed, 16 May 2007 08:52:00 PST

um... WHAT!?!

"Of course, we intended for Cocaine energy drink to be a legal alternative the same way that celibacy is an alternative to premarital sex. It's not the same thing and no one thinks it is. Our product ...
Posted by [summer sweetcorn] on Tue, 08 May 2007 07:09:00 PST

break-from-my-break.

i dreamt about a GREEN mouse! it looked like the kind of thing a preschooler would make in crafts -- it was kelly green, and it looked like it was fluffy like a giant pipecleaner, and it had pink felt...
Posted by [summer sweetcorn] on Sun, 06 May 2007 12:46:00 PST

eliz %

the waitress at thumbs up today forgot all about our order and left kathleen and i sitting there for an hour! i think she was on drugs because she didn't even seem to notice that she got 3 other table...
Posted by [summer sweetcorn] on Sat, 05 May 2007 08:31:00 PST

strange things seen today, number 1.

mmkay...there is a power outage. not really sure why, but it sounded like a transformer issue. so i'm sitting here typing w/ 9% battery power left on my laptop.it made a little growling sound as it we...
Posted by [summer sweetcorn] on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 03:45:00 PST

more ticks.

+ my ceiling is painted meringue and mint. all 25-feet tall and hundreds of square feet of it. thank you kathleen and berly.+ my cell phone minutes refreshed. you can finally call me again. + um...sti...
Posted by [summer sweetcorn] on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:34:00 PST

bullets. tick tick tick.

+ happy easter. i dressed up as a baptist granny...in pastel blue polyester, crocheted shawl, and crinoline. the worship team played bluegrass. good morning. + i'm packing everything i own into cardbo...
Posted by [summer sweetcorn] on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 08:18:00 PST

adobe means house. i think.

Posted by [summer sweetcorn] on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 09:52:00 PST