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Tam Lin

Just pretend I'm George Clooney!

About Me

I like to read. A lot. I enjoy blasphemy and am intrigued by nuns. Brides of Christ, it's just so weird. I do the crossword everyday; it doesn't make me smart, just obsessive. Red is my national color. I am up for just about anything, anytime, anywhere as long as I make to work on time. My sense of humor is very dark and dry. I like the new MnM commercial with the mega MnM. The first rung of comedy appeals to me. I don't play an instrument and I have a tin ear. I'd like to see BB King one more time before one of us dies. Pirates are great. I am a dork and proud of it. Proper grammar and spelling tickles the cockles of my heart. During the winter I build gigantic snow sculptures. I like to bake, but not to cook. I have an extra bone in my foot which is just strange. My brother is a professional gambler and my sister is a professional violinist. I am the sibling that bridges the gap between the two. My smile is crooked. Army men should come with little sticks of dynamite, more realistic. I bite my nails and probably won't ever change. I think everyone should wear flip-flops. Jasper Ffordes is a literary god. Coca-cola with lime is not good. Well placed randomness is always appreciated. I miss Liberty Meadows.

My Interests

reading, the wheel, driving, red, flip flops, insanity, pirates, clocks, snow, washington dc, latin, geek rock, chapstick, the bionic man, grammar

I'd like to meet:

A yodeler or Matt Lucas.

Music:

Rilo Kiley, Weezer, Billy Bragg, Wilco, The Slackers, Cake, Fountains of Wayne, Nerf Herder, G Love, Frank Black, Rancid, Pavement, Skif Dank, Manu Chao, Mary Prankster, Cibo Matto, Soul Coughing, The Eels, Ghost of the Robot, The Postal Service, The Dresden Dolls, Metric, Built to Spill, The Dandy Warhols, The Decemberists, Yo La Tengo, Louis XIV, Feist, OkGo, Less Then Jake

Movies:

Big Fish, The Boondock Saints, Clay Pigeons, Death to Smoochie, The House of Yes, The Shawshank Redemption, Sliding Doors, The Usual Suspects, The Princess Bride, The Jester, Dogma, Blade Trilogy, Sin City, Lord of the Ring Trilogy, 300, The Descent

Books:

The Dogs of Babel, Anything ever written by Jasper Ffordes, Ender's Game, The Lovely Bones, The Other Boleyn Girl, All by Dave Sedaris, My Sister's Keeper, LOTR, Harry Potter, The Handmaid's Tale, Brave New World, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas

Heroes:

I'd like to dedicate this section to Mrs. Krista Roark. I met Krista when I was traveling as a renegade journalist in Siberia. She was eeking out an existence in a gulag. We lost sight of each other for several years however our mutual love of margeritas and ice cold tundra brought us back together. Yes, Krista is my hero.