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levi

You, Sir, are Ridicuous...

About Me

I'm the coolest and lamest person I know; it's a bit of a duality. I love food, sex, and alcohol. If you want to take over the world, drop me a line, my accomplice and I might let you work on the death star. Only if you're not lameo majamo... we don't like minions or drogs either. Anyone who likes mayo on their burgers is unamerican. Ketchup is where it's at. I like ice, probably a potassium thing, but it's ok to love ice because I'm a patriot. I like to make love, not war, but cross me and I'll take you out with my razor sharp elbows. That's all for now, drink one for me..... Layout Created at Mspremade.com

My Interests

I don't really do any of the things I'm interested in. Mostly I just stick to drinking, working, sleeping and eating, but there is a long list of things I'd like to be doing. Ask me sometime...

I'd like to meet:

Nikola Tesla, the mad scientist; Robert Pirsig, author of the best book ever; Kurt Vonnegut, Tom Wolf, both writers; Robert De niro, and Brad Pitt. Also, any of my long lost friends, or anyone that approaches whilst I'm intoxicated.

Music:

It depends entirely on the vibe.

Movies:

Fight Club, Braveheart.....oh, I've gone cross-eyed.

Television:

Anything I can learn from.

Books:

The Electric Kool-aid Acid Test, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Agile Gene, Physics and Art, Walden, and lately I've been reading marketing books for fun.

Heroes:

Sometimes I wake up in the morning and look in the mirror, and I say, "Levi, How do you do it?".