Cobra Commander is moving to Florida

About Me

Hokay, so I am Fat Matt....I'm a rockin son of a ....er...i just own....I'm like the most fun in a fat kid package you will ever come across. Driving...Singing...Getting totally FUBAR ...yeah...tho i never mix all three together...just in small bits... anyways...I am a genius when it comes to music...tho other then my vocal talents....i own nothing to the instrumental kick....but who cares...coz im hot...and fucking the greatest thing ever placed on this planet...-END-

My Interests

Emo...its kind of like my crack and cocaine...slap me a slice of emo and im as happy as a pig in shit. But yeah...i like planes! and emo music and going blind in public bathrooms!

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet the dickhole that decided to fill airplanes up from the front to the back....and then punch the hell out of him for being a complete moron for thinking that...I would also like to meet someone who can drink me under the table...oh yes...i brought on the challenge....

Music:

ALL ABOUT THE EMO BABY!!%$@!@^$& but also emocore, hardcore, lesbocore, screamo, indie...yeah................Lets talk about the bands: Senses Fail, My Chemical Romance, Thrice, Thursday, Taking Back Sunday, Underoath, Deftones, APC, Coheed and Cambria...even tho claudio is a complete asshole at concerts...NFG...Fenix tx.Atreyu, Flogging Molly, The Starting Line, Mest, Finch, Straylight Run, Dillinger Escape Plan, Matchbook Romance, Story of the Year...they aint that bad...MXPX, The Forever Endeavor, The Frantic,Home Grown, Static Lullaby, Further Seems Forever, Mindless Self Indulgence, Midtown, Moneen, Armor for Sleep, E-town Concrete, This Day Forward, 40 Below Summer, The Early November, One True Thing, Kittie The Proposal. Patterns in Static, MAE, Reggie and the Full Effect, oldschool Ataris, pretty much anything that i deem worthy.....

Movies:

Labrynth...The Dark Crystal...Requiem for a Dream...., and umm I feel that everyone should watch at least one classic Punjabi Film....you wont regret it

Television:

Television blows ...'sides using it for video games and like watching anime

Books:

I have come to the realization...that i need to write up a book....entitled "Chicks dig Me, and why i found rice on my boxers the next day" INSTANT CLASSIC!

Heroes:

My mom for being the original Project Chick...shes tuff....she is easily the tuffest guy i know...=) then theres always the white girls...gotta love the white girls....they own the planet....oh and my other hero is the caveman..

My Blog

Florida or bust?

so liek yes guiz its true the fat kid is giving up the apartment in new york to move to a better place, a less crowded, quieter pasture in a land of blue skies and watery clouds. its a big change for ...
Posted by Cobra Commander is moving to Florida on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:02:00 PST

SHUT UP IM EMO

so yeah why cant i have a semi-emo moment too? AND NO I DONT MEAN FRIGGIN CUTTING MYSELF SO DONT BE FUCKING IDIOTS AND BE ALL LIKE "ZOMG! U R CUT YRSLF PLX NO NO WAI! ZOMG" hokay so like yeah
Posted by Cobra Commander is moving to Florida on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 10:30:00 PST

All you unsigned bands....

yeah so like all you guys and gals who rock the tunes in bands and what not...I would love to listen to all the rockin your bands have and whatnot coz I'm looking for bands to work with who meet some ...
Posted by Cobra Commander is moving to Florida on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 02:46:00 PST

the world's idiocy!

Yay, its time for matt's bitching hour.Ok lets do a little thing....you know...sit there and make fun of something....i got it! lets make fun of emo music! yay! hokay so like whats the deal with this ...
Posted by Cobra Commander is moving to Florida on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 11:33:00 PST

pap smears

heh...so like...mindless self indulgence again this year....Webster Hall....July 9th i think...or the 10th?...fucking forgot...all i know its a saturday....bitches dig me....and like...yeah...where al...
Posted by Cobra Commander is moving to Florida on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You All should go to .....

Yeah if your like in the NJ state and like want something to this Saturday.....there is this band....The Frantic...and they rock the leggo block....and they got a cd release show thing this saturday.....
Posted by Cobra Commander is moving to Florida on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Next Bod Mod....

i dunno what the next thing i should like get is...wedder i should get a new piercing or a new tattoo...heh.....and i also noticed that whenever something significant happens in my life....i end up ge...
Posted by Cobra Commander is moving to Florida on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tattoos hurt

Heh yeah well tattoos are painful as shit...but i <3 them so i am like in need of a new one...and i got a few hot ideas so again...watch for new pics bitches!
Posted by Cobra Commander is moving to Florida on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Watch out bitchez!

Watch the fuck out coz the fet emo kid is gunna be devirginizing his body to the heavenly ink. Thats right...im getting a tattoo in 2 weeks sluts!...so watch out
Posted by Cobra Commander is moving to Florida on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST