EMERGENCY BROADCAST: THE REST IS NOISE is now.

hi internet world-have you purchased your copy of the rest is noise yet? our debut album is live, and it is ready. it is a treasure waiting for you to unwrap it and let it enfold you. it is here. and ...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:32:00 GMT

EMERGENCY BROADCAST: the.rest.is.noise.

newsongmondayat1:11PMcentralstandardtimetherestisnoisealbumk ickoffparty@12th&portersaturdayjuly4thindependenceday.staytu nedlookalivepromoteresponse.therighteousshallprevail.xoxoxaf mf2009
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jun 2009 01:22:00 GMT

EMERGENCY BROADCAST: Jazz & Zac DJ @ MAI this thursday!

june 18 (this thursday) come enjoy a free dance party courtesy of your two favorite anti social shit talking music elitists:mai is located across from 12th and porter in nashville. cheers, fuckers!ps:...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 23:37:00 GMT

EMERGENCY BROADCAST: "water wings and wild women"

love swimming and scantily clad hotties? then come hang poolside with us while we tear through a marathon two hour set of oldies, goodies, and AFMF hits at the Opryland Hotel...this friday, 7-9. info ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jun 2009 08:22:00 GMT

EMERGENCY BROADCAST: "national armed forces day/make a difference"

saturday is national armed forces day.if you and your friends would like to catch a sneak peek of "the rest is noise", our upcoming soon to be multi-platinum non-record, then leave us a comment saying...
Posted by on Tue, 12 May 2009 12:28:00 GMT

EMERGENCY BROADCAST: "armed forces on twitter?" plus, news on "the rest is noise"

it's highly unlikely that any of this non-info will change your life, but it's a way to kill a little time with your favorite gutter pop band...we're on twitter. twitter.com/armedforces. more importan...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 13:20:00 GMT

hey ladies! can you sing? wanna dance? drop us a line.

are you a rad lady with rhythm, vocal abilities, and a desire to shake your ass on stage? please contact [email protected] for job opportunities within the armed forces.thanks!brandon jazz
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:47:00 GMT

Emergency Broadcast: "Goin Outta Business Sale///Batons Rule"

going outta business sale at our show thursday, so we can raise money for the recording of the recording of our in-progress debut full-length. no monetary offer on merch will be refused. fuck...you ca...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 00:04:00 GMT

EMERGENCY BROADCAST: "Murfreesboro, we shall conquer thee. Nashville, worship at our feet"

look alive, ya'll...armed forces are coming!fear no more....armed forces are coming!rejoice, rejoice...the armed forces are on their way!in the coming weeks, we will be making appearances in nashville...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 00:28:00 GMT

Emergency Broadcast: "WEEKEND UPDATE (for a whole year!)"

HI everybody, it's been a hot minute since we last spoke and i know all of our tens of fans have been missing us something fierce, so i'm here to drop off a quick update about what's going on in the w...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 07:57:00 GMT