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Chipmunk Wars & MMA WARS BEGIN!!!

"Chipmunk Wars - MMA Fight Card Up!"

About Me


Since birth in a tree, left cold on his own; Mo'Fuck has been battling the wild through-out forests across the world. "I'm just a dope, hung, fuck.. who will clown on you and yo life bitch" - Mo'Fuck (1963 Interview With GrassLess Inc)
Mo'Fuck, has travelled and demolished the bricks within paths, the animals whom tried to tease and snatch his food; Mo'Fuck, always found a way..TO EAT...regardless of the consequences or obstacles.
Dont get him wrong, he aint your average emcee. The dude's a killer, I mean listen to his linguistics, he's a breathing tiny squirrel of a tongue twister, whom know's his pro's and shit's on his con's!!
One of his hit songs, that put him in such a valuable placement, has got to be off the Lost-Tapes&Sticks album, which basically was arranged, by theiving bird's nestings, grass, sticks from camp sites & man made craft materials; The one song was titled:
"Mo'reSoLess"
"I'm Mr.Horoscope-Theft, Dislocate'n Poor-Soul's-Then;
Makin' Your Torso-Stretch, So My Whores-Can-Tip-Toe Across Your Little Mo'reSoLess - Sketch,
Of Why I'm Leaving More-Soul's-Dead!
I've Been Given An Attitude, Fuck Your Worthless Gratitude;
Ladies Need A Busy Man, I've Built The Longest Of Latitudes!;
So I'll Shit In Your Cereal, From All Bran To Corn Flakes -
Tag Team With Lucky Charms - While Your Eating Captain Crunch..& Slip In The Date-Rape!;
I'm Ruthless, Call Me The Furry Version Of Judas;
Love Aint A G' Thang - So I Shoved A Cock'le In Cupid;
Lookin' Like A Gobblin' ButtFucked Robin, And Put The BAT-tothe-MAN - Simply Cause' He's Stupid!.
It's Proven..
I Was Born Ready Loaded..Drunk Like My Father!..
Girls..Pay My Ass ChestNut Dollaz,
Just To Fuck'Em..Leave'Em.. Aslong As They Pop Out MY DAUGHTER!;
Somebody Call A Doctor, (Im Here) Mo'Fucks!.
I Stole Barbies Vehicle, & Started The 1ST -EVER - BANG BUS!"
(So Pay ME FUCKA!!)
Undeniable...Simply, The Best Track Ever Written/Recorded!. Mo'Fuck, Simply Attacked the world at every angle in his career and acknowledged factualism at best; Some people do it by streets, some people do it by books. We're all aware, Mo'Fuck aint the smartest squirrel in the business, so He was introduced in a battle against "SpeededJackinz" one of the dopest battle rapping rabbits since the early age's; After defeating him with line's such as:
"Speeded Jackinz?/ I'm A Leave-Here-Laughin'/You'll Be A Naked-Bleedin-Faggot, After Some Human Make's You His Sleeve'less Jacket"
You could almost picture and taste the reaction he got that night. Declared the champion, whom has defeated the undefeated!; After partying with his Double-D' Rabbit Bitches..
He heard his name being mentioned in some sort've poetic spoken word circle;
This is where the "Book Smarts" kicked in, he heard this following poem, being recited and was simply astonished at best:
Mr.SophisticO:
"Roses Are Red, Mo'Fuck'les So Foolish,
God Created One'th Gift - It Was I, His Student;
Determination, With Wings, I Sing.. To Save That So Called Champion,
Destinations I've Reached, Teaching Little One's Of His..Eating Dog Feces
While Humans Tent'Up Camping;
He's Ranting, He's Simply Disregarded,
I'll'th Out-Smart-Him,
This Devil Will Rot, As If His Mouth-Just-Farted;
He Can Leave'th Hear, Deeply Departed,
I Could Be Disfigured With No Eye's,
Compared To Him...I'm Still The Smartest-Retarded-Artist!;
All Eye's-Wide, Shocked, As I Reveal FACTS!..
He Could'nt Figure Out Rubix-Cube, If All The Squares Were Painted BLACK;
I'll Never, Ever, Take It, Back Or Have His "Back",
Until He Respects A Woman's Worth, & Knocks On My Door,
With A Thousand Pounds Of Money Stacked!;
It's A Jester, Not Cause' Of Greed..
I'm Just A Sucker Of Kings, Holding This Here Spade..Revealing Why He Should Not Succeed!;
Even Mo'Fuck, was taken back.. stumbled on his own 4 and pushed Mr.SophisticO Back...Raised his paw ready to swing, and threw 3 Million ChestNut Dollaz at Mr.SophisticO....
"You're the mothafucka, who my crunk ass has been travelling tree's for, you daughterless son of a bitch!..What'dya say mange?!" - Mo'Fuck
WHAT DID HE SAY?..
WHAT WAS THE ANSWER?...
WHERE CAN WE FIND THE REST OF THIS BIOGRAPHY?...
WAS THERE EVER AN ADDITION TO THIS QUESTION....
WAS THERE EVER AN ANSWER?...........
yes
Introducing:
"chipmunk wars" ..

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/22/2007
Band Members:
Mo'Fuck:
Emcee
Asshole
Blunt
Drunk
Gangst*r
Sexual-Beast
Hung Like A Human Arm

Mr.SophisticO:
Poet
Scientist
Graduate
Professeur
Gentlemen
A Man Of God

BROWNSTIE:
Soulful Vocalist
Pimp Daddy
Master Of Doggstyle
Hates Police
Love's When The Grass Is Shaved Below;)

Sweetness:
Choreographer
Random
Spontanious
Poet
Stoner(beyond definition)
A Mo'Fuckin STAR!!
GANGST*R!!

DEVILZ-SPECIEZ:
Jesus's Alcohol Buddy
RapStarrrr
Passive
Sir.Cock-Slap
TRUTHSPOKEN
Tongue.Twisting.Verbal.Genius

VARTMOSES:
WATER-BRIDGE-MASTER
The Real Jesus
Barbarian
Wtf Is A Razor?
INSTRUMENTS HE MASTER'S EM'
Ladies..Dont Even Try

OTHER MEMBERS WILL
BE POSTED SHORTLY


Influences: Canadian Beer, Vagina, QueenVag,
ChestNut Jewellary, Politics, TightBooties,
Milk,RottenCheese,Carrots,Archie Comic Books,
Disney Porn, God, Satan, Judas, Mother Mary,
Devilz-Speciez, Nicci, Political-Assholes-For-Mouths,
Tissue Paper, Scientific-Words, Tree-Branches, Apple-Seeds,
Nose-Jobs, Dancing-Wildness, Horny-Homeless-People
Mc.Rabbi-Rabbit, Terrorism, Jack Bauer, LOST,
American Chipmunk Idol

Sounds Like: A Bunch Of Chipmunks - Semitoneddddddd Beyond Belief!! haha
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

The Mo'Fuck Tragedy. (Spoken Through Mo'Fuck Himself)

So,Mo'fuckas think that getting too much pussy fucks you up.Im here to tell you, you're so wrong - my cock is draggin' and still up and running like trains through massive tunnel holes.So, I was hunti...
Posted by Chipmunk Wars & MMA WARS BEGIN!!! on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:04:00 PST

VOTE NOW: MO'FUCK {V.S} MR.SOPHISTICO!!!!!!!

yo! VOTE NOW, THE FIRST TIME EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE 2 CRAZY ASS CHIPMUNKS HOLD A BATTLE.. THIS IS PURE HOSTILITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RUMOURS HAVE IT...MR.SOPHISTICO...SHOULD TAKE THE ...
Posted by Chipmunk Wars & MMA WARS BEGIN!!! on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 06:32:00 PST

CHIPMUNK WARS.....Sign-Up FORM!!!!!!!..

"YOU THINK IT'S EASY BEING PART OF CHIPMUNKWARS?!!"fill up the following form sheet, to establish your position in a mere "ATTEMPT" in joining forces, gaining a character, gaining a status, a religion...
Posted by Chipmunk Wars & MMA WARS BEGIN!!! on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:05:00 PST