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About Me

I though about buying a Honda many times. Lord knows I have been tempted... but i always thought all that power was overkill just to mow my lawn.

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This is just a rumor. People in Trinindad cannot be charged for driving too slowly. In fact... various teirs of stupendious bulleraciousness are wholly acceptable by our local police and liscensing officers.You can only be charged for receiving oral sex while driving too slowly because ejaculation from oral sex has been linked recently to unwanted pregnancy, narcolepsy and gingivitis. Don't question me on this.You males... please remember, if you are driving a manual, to keep it in third while your are getting a port and polish.

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vincent twice

A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in. He sees a guy leaping out of the window. His wife yells, "That guy just screwed me twice!" He says, "Twice? Why didn't you call me in afte...
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