3rd Degree Monotony (Last Show Aug 18th!)

About Me

Back in 2001, Ian and A.J. embarked on a mission (in his garage) to start writing punkrock tunes just for shits. Then when they realized they sucked at it... they wrote more. Later in months to come they were able to come up with a lead frontman, by the name of Ragz (the drunk), and a drummer, Rozz (the lonely masturbater). They wrote enough songs to release there first E.P. "Lickity Split". It sucked as they predicted but were actually able to find people who would take it for free. In early 2003, Rozz moved on because he became super gay and skipped out on practice and we added a new refreshing addition to the band, Ferris. Ferris brought to the table what we lacked all the way around... energy. As things later progressed we got anxious with the new material and attempted to record another 7 songs but only came out with 3 (go figure). After wasting our time with that demo, (to sum things up) Ferris got a D.U.I. and Ragz just kept getting fatter and balder by the minute (second rather). After arguing over a prospective tour in the summer of 2006, Ferris ran off to Gainesville and Ragz just quit after hearing a terrible rumor. So Rozz came back after regretting his decision to quit in the first place and we are pretty much right back where we fucking started. Currently we are looking to finish an upcoming record that we hope to have out when pigs fly and gas prices drop. So to sum things up... we have gone fucking no where at all. HA!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 04/05/2005
Band Website: This one for now
Band Members: A.J. Ragz Ferris Ian= LOSERS!
Influences: NOFX, Alkaline Trio, Anti-Flag, Green Day, Saves The Day, Taking Back Sunday, Leftover Crack, Blink 182, Mest, Catch 22, The Clash, Reel Big Fish, Fall Out Boy, Unwritten Law, Limp, Boxcar Racer, All-American Rejects, Rufio, Buck-O-Nine, Millencolin, No Use For A Name, The Living End, The Real McKenzies, Less Than Jake, Midtown, Jimmy Eat World, Senses Fail, Dropkick Murphy's, MXPX, Brand New, Punchline, Brodie Punk, Rancid, Goldfinger, Bayside, Sum 41, HomeGrown, Weezer, yada yada yada...
Sounds Like: Greenday and NOFX meets a big ball of sex and alcohol, except that we don't have any sex but we do masturbate after we drink. Lyrics are like NOFX meets Alkaline Trio, except more preachy because we know it all. Really describing your own band sucks, because everyone always thinks you sound different than you think you sound.
Record Label: yah, "the nobody will ever sign us" label

My Blog

LAZY LIE

A year passed by going 95 honkin it's horn laughing at me stranded, in the quicksand.(U-)turning 25 reverting to a child(puerile) hopin to avoid a breif case and tie, and a naggin wife. CHORUS: This i...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 22:33:00 GMT

Ferris' Last Day!?

Well the time has arrived sooner than we expected. But our drummer of 3 1/2 years Ferris is leaving us to pursue life as a electrician... how lame! But we wish him the best and judging by our progress...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 20:15:00 GMT

"What ever happened to slam dancing"

skanking motherfucker in the middle of the pit, thinking every single thing he does is the big fucking shit. but if i go right up to him i'll get my small ass kicked cuz his friends will jump on...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 08:47:00 GMT

Old Song: The Softer Side Of Punk

yah i know i don't say thank you much, but take into account i try somethings. like that one time that i went to your folks house. i try to make things right but you won't bite. to any lin...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 14:21:00 GMT

Old Song: Happy Song

i hate the sun, i hate all the birds. i hate every single boy band on this earth. I'm starting to feel like I'm a real big jerk. cuz trl is playing this song, and all the little girls wann...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 11:18:00 GMT

New Song: "To Hell"

To Hell Realize I'm not an evil guyI'm not satanic gothic or easily seducedBut this time I just won't surviveAnd it ain't forbidden fruit I'm trying to fight. It's an ill trick with an angel facePulli...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 20:35:00 GMT

New Song: Hunchback Riding

DON'T BE OFFENDED, IT'S IN FUN woke up this morning with a boomin head/ turn over find out that i fucked a hunchback/ my penis is chafing and stuck to my leg/ i'm hoping and praying i didn't stick it ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 08:47:00 GMT

Stained Not Fully Clean

i still taste his dick on your lips as you cry, say sorry as if you might have just slipped. what kinda hypocrite are you to sit and say that you love me when the stains not fully clean. CHORUS:...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 14:30:00 GMT

Old Song: "Charlie"

He's got the squinty eyes, a checkered belt and tie. he likes the ska and he don't care if they stereo-type an asian kid. He is Japanese, not every Asian is Chinese. He don't know Tae kwon...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 12:08:00 GMT

New Song: "Transparent Lie"

Hey you two I hear you screamingThe signal for another fight,Will someone be leaving here With a stab wound or black eye? Interrogation at its best As he asks the right questions,Her continuous long p...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 01:08:00 GMT