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Jay & Merari

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About Me


You are The Flash The Flash 80% Iron Man 80% Supergirl 60% Robin 60% Hulk 60% Superman 55% Wonder Woman 50% Green Lantern 50% Catwoman 50% Spider-Man 35% Batman 20% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
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i am the worst at taking pictures, unless it involves me doing something retarded.........such a great quality to have!!!! my friend sheila say's i look intimidating and i look mean, i believe her. i'm sure a lot of you would agree. but hey, what am i supposed to do, walk around with a cheesy ass smile on my face all day? its not like i'm mad all the time......actually i'm hardly ever mad. once you talk to me your judgement of me will change and you'll realize that i'm pretty cool, its just getting past that whole he looks like a dick and is so unapproachable thingy. I am worth $1,856,300 on HumanForSale.com
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My Interests

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Movies:

You know my girl-friend is dead...she fell of a cliff and died on impact-HAPPY GILMORE. Sorry guys the bakery is closed-VAN WILDER. You boys like Mexico-SUPER TROOPERS. Do you want to be drilled by Manny-BROKEN LIZARDS CLUB DREAD. All you gotta do is say ear muffs.....(you know the rest)-OLD SCHOOL.

Heroes:


Your Hidden Talent
Your natural talent is interpersonal relations and dealing with people.
You communicate well and are able to bring disparate groups together.
Your calming presence helps everything go more smoothly.
People crave your praise and complements. What's Your Hidden Talent?

My Blog

older women.......(part 2)

ok so not all older women are as great as the blog i posted awhile back.  i think that a majority of older women have those qualities but...........they are educated, stable, have good thing...
Posted by puto on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:41:00 PST

race!!! (don't hate ria)

A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom Is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. "Mom, look, I'm a white boy." His mom slaps him in the face and says, ...
Posted by puto on Tue, 23 May 2006 08:56:00 PST

FOR SALE

------i'm selling my truck and need some help. if anyone knows someone interested in a truck like this please have them contact me. thanks!!! 2000 CHEVY S-10  $8900 obo..............................
Posted by puto on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 09:01:00 PST

catholic girls!!!!

Catholic GirlsA train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have...
Posted by puto on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 09:50:00 PST

why i love older women......(seriously)!!!!

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:   >A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,"what are you thinking?" ...
Posted by puto on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 06:11:00 PST

hilarious............!!!!

Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you  for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These la...
Posted by puto on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 04:13:00 PST