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I'm a cynic who believes the cup is half full(of Shit). Life is too long, so play it down. Things do not happen for a reason, except fire, and that's usually because somebody rubbed two sticks together for a really long time. I don't consider myself to be a funny guy, so if you laugh around me I will assume you are laughing at me and I will kick your ass, or if no one else is around and I think I can get away with it, I will kill you. I don't trust old people, becuase only the good die young. Some people mistake me for being an atheist, but I believe in myself. People need to stop being themselves because they're annoying. I love sluts. Women who don't put out are like non-alcoholic beer or decaf coffee.