~~Life is a rare and mysterious gift. Make the best of it. And realize only you are responsible for your actions. Don't blame the ones around you or those who failed to be around you for the decisions you have made. ~~Also never lose track of the humor in life. Find a way to laugh EVERY DAY. If you're having trouble finding stuff funny practice laughing at nothing. It sounds silly but it works. I promise it will be the best stress relief you will ever have...well sex might be a better stress reliever if done right and you feel comfortable with each other. WARNING - Do not try to double your stress relief by laughing durring sex...it may give your partner a complex:) ................. ~~Here's some deep thoughts for you to think about:
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.Create or get your
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