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Brian

I am here for Friends

About Me

Fucked up entrepreneur that can't figure out when to stop, how to stop, or what, even, to stop. Just move along, really, there's nothing for you here, nothing at all. And what's the deal with you being such a voyeur anyway? Aren't there any half-semi-partially naked women's profiles you'd rather be looking at anyway? Get lost, get a life, get moving...

My Interests

I have no interests other than self-interests.

I'd like to meet:

I'd LIKE to meet an stunning heiress to some fortune that has a few yachts, estates and a penchant for assholes that will spend money all the time and not care what I do in my oh so frequent new-found rich guy free time. Since that's not going to happen anytime soon, I'll pass. Oh, yeah, Asian swingers...

Music:

Look at what you like, it's probably what I like, unless it's hip-hop or rap, then you are likely a loser and not someone I'd associate with frequently except to bail out of jail once and a while.

Movies:

Ask me about why my movie watching experiences are so superior to yours, weakling!

Television:

I don't do drugs.

Books:

Reading.... lots of reading...

Heroes:

Monkeys hate me.