(the following qualities can be &&, ||'d together in any fashion) people. people who are not "artists" (this is a dumb joke, btw). people who like math (i don't but i wish i did). people who love cliches. people who use parentheses and quotation marks (especially air-quotes). people who are less interesting and happy than they seem. people who like computers. people who understand (embrace?) the fact that Homo Sapiens is just another animal, and that they are no exception. people who know that charm is sometimes just pleasant deception. people with empathy, people with that *certain* nerdiness. people who are girls. girls who are beautiful. people who are nice to other people.