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JoelH

Nothing Is Over Until We've Decided!!!!!

About Me

I am a person who loves to be at the biggest venues available, some say that I party like a Rock Star. I am adoptable to any style of women. (as long as they know how to have a good time, and take care of their body). Some girls think that I am tall, dark and mysterious.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: JoelH
Birthday: 7/2/71
Birthplace: Rapid City, SD
Current Location: Chicago
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: Cheyenne River Sioux!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike-TMac's
Your Weakness: Women with Great Bodies, Hunting Buffalos
Your Fears: "I'm Pregnent!", "I don't like oral", Michael Jackson
Your Perfect Pizza: Stuffed with Spinach&Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Buy a Mercedes and move to NYC or SanDiego
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Where are the hot ladies tonight?
Thoughts First Waking Up: How do I get this hard on down?
Your Best Physical Feature: Shoulders/Legs
Your Bedtime: Finally,
Your Most Missed Memory: Living in NYC!
Pepsi or Coke: Cherry Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King-Salads
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Only the Magic Sticks!
Do you Swear: Sometimes
Do you Sing: Only when I am happy
Do you Shower Daily: Twice
Have you Been in Love: No- If it was real I'd still be with her.
Do you want to go to College: Someday when I grow up.
Do you want to get Married: Someday when I grow up.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Never
Do you think you are Attractive: Girls seem to think so, when I take notice.
Are you a Health Freak: When the weather is nice.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes- Good Sleeping Weather
Do you play an Instrument: Aussie Didgeridoos
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Only the Happy Kind?
In the past month have you Smoked: Only once I didn't inhale though.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only once I didn't inhale though.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No- Still healing from the last heartbreak.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No- Don't like malls
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No- Too fattening
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes- Working Security
In the past month have you been Dumped: No- I never get dumped.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: A couple times.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes- I don't have time to give everybody attention.
Ever been Beaten up: No.
Ever Shoplifted: When I was a young Padawan.
How do you want to Die: Peacefully with a Smile
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Hugh Hefner, and James Bond
What country would you most like to Visit: Southern Europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any color but White
Favourite Hair Color: Any color as long as there's hair.
Short or Long Hair: Depends on the body.
Height: no less than 5', nothing taller than me.
Weight: voluputuous, but no chubby
Best Clothing Style: Whatever makes you feel happy
Number of Drugs I have taken: Nothing
Number of CDs I own: 40
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Having sex with a Chubby Chick.
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My Interests

To live my life to the fullest, have fun, travel, enjoy life and be Happy.

I'd like to meet:

A woman, or women, that likes to be worshipped(non-S&M), have fun, travel, be positive, and always out to have a great time. And since I am a Alpha Male its always tough to find a good wingman!!

Music:

"Hurt"ByJohnny Cash

Movies:

Dances with Wolves, The White Buffalo, Bigfoot, Welcome to Woop Woop, Half Baked, Cheech and Chong Movies, Chariots of Fire, Bridges of Madison County, Yentil, A Star is Born anything with Streisand!!, and Dances with Wolves.

Television:

Crank Yankers YEH!, Crank Yankers YEH!, Crank Yankers YEH!, Dave Chapelle Show, Howard Stern Show, Surreal Life, Family Business, Murder She Wrote, Barnaby Jones, Quincy, McCloud, Rockford Files, Gilligan's Island, JBTV, and any made for TV movie on Lifetime Television.

Books:

Curious George and the Ebola Virus, Curious George meets Mr. Magoo, Curious George and the Happy Hooker Go To Washington, Archie and Jugheads Novels, The Feminine Mystique, Oprah-The Biography, Spongebob Square Pants-The Biography, Harry Potter and the Stoned Sorcerer, and GW Bush-The Land is Your Land!!!

Heroes:

My heroes are the last person to buy me a Shirley Temple, Alex Zander, YellowMan, Barney from the Simpsons, Special Ed from Crank Yankers, Metallica, Hugh Hefner, Abdominable Snowman, Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti, and of course Han Solo!!

My Blog

"I Want to Be a Cowboy, Baby!!!"

This year's 2006 Sturgis Biker Rally was an interesting experience for me. The security gig thing for me is just something to do on the side, having worked in NYC dealing with Murder, Inc. vs .50cents...
Posted by JoelH on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 03:54:00 PST