I am interested in many things. I like to watch lint form. I like dressing up like a bush and sitting for long periods of time in a secluded area just to see what it's like to be a bush in a secluded area. I enjoy stockpiling canned goods for imminent asteroid attacks. I sometimes hold long conversations with roadkill. When I'm feeling adventurous I like to order fast food, pay for it, and then drive away before they give it to me. Sometimes, I turn books upside down and pretend I'm trying to solve an ancient code. I once tried to build a time machine so I could go back to the moment I first decided to build a time machine and tell myself that it was impossible to build a time machine. Sometimes I sit on my hand until it goes numb and then pick up a beer and pour it into my mouth so it's like I have a stranger feeding me beer. I have a pet bee. I'd get more but I don't like bees in large groups. I don't dislike gypsies I just don't see the point. I like examining objects from all angles. I once adopted a manatee but cancelled a year later because I felt it wasn't giving 100% to our relationship. I eat things I know will make me sick on purpose because I want my food to know it doesn't scare me. I have always wanted to be the guy who draws the outline of the body at crime scenes. I used to dream about being a Marine Biologist until I found out that they don't live in a huge lab at the bottom of the ocean. I am interested in current events as long as they don't take longer than two minutes to explain. To me, shoelaces are the most important invention to benefit the shoe...ever. I am interested in a lot of other things but I am not interested in telling you what they are anymore. Good bye.
I'd like to meet:
GARY BUSEY: When I was in the first grade, I saw a movie called "Samson and Delilah," the Cecil B. DeMille film, and when it was over, I said to my mother, "Where do all the people go?" And she said, "They go out, and another audience comes in to see the picture show." And I said, "No, not those people, the people up there." She said, "You mean the people in the picture show?" And I said, "Yes." She said, "Well, they go off and they do another picture show, and so we'll come and see it." And I said, "That's what I want to do." And she said, "You want to be in the picture show?" And I said, "No, I want to tell stories with light."..
Music:
METAL/HARD ROCK/AOR/70's & 80's. Fave album ever: Def Leppard - Hysteria. AC/DC, TROUBLE, SAVATAGE, PRIEST, SABBATH, OZZY, PRETTY MAIDS, GUNS N' ROSES, DEEP PURPLE, JORN LANDE, MASTERPLAN, QUEENSRYCHE, FATES WARNING, DANGER DANGER, STARZ, TESLA, LEPPARD, Y&T, SCORPIONS, MAIDEN, HELLOWEEN, AEROSMITH, FOO FIGHTERS, RIOT, MARVELOUS 3, BUTCH WALKER, BADLANDS, BOSTON, CRUE, DIO, VAN HALEN, EDGUY, MANOWAR, EDWIN DARE, HALFORD, HAREM SCAREM, KISS, KIX, JOHNNY LIMA, LILLIAN AXE, SR-71, CROWN OF THORNS, MEGADETH, PINK CREAM 69, SAIGON KICK, SKID ROW, STP, JADED HEART, BONFIRE, SHY, HOUSE OF LORDS, KROKUS, SWEET, VICTORY, GOTTHARD, WAYSTED, THE FOUR HORSEMEN, STARBREAKER, ALICE COOPER, TSAR, LIT, ZEBRA, TYKETTO, KILLER DWARFS, BLACK N BLUE, THE BABYS...hundreds more. Oh yeah...and GREENLAND.
Movies:
Fave movie ever: Back to the Future.
Television:
LOST is the only thing worth watching.
Books:
Stephen King, The Dark Tower, Martin Popoff (awesome metal reviewer...check out Collector's Guide To Heavy Metal). Other things I've read in the last few months: 1) Lords Of Chaos (rise of the Norwegian Black Metal movement...I was doing research for a screenplay that I still haven't got around to writing. 2) The Sirius Mystery (more research). 3) Motley Crue -The Dirt (awesome autobiography). Davinci Code, Digital Fortress. And I recently reread Sphere...awesome book, crappy movie.
Heroes:
I thought I'd write a song to express how I truly feel about my hero. I hope you enjoy it.
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When I was young-
And time was new-
You were there-
To pull me through-
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Your smiling face-
Your postal truck-
I knew you'd have-
Some mail for us-
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You'd say "Hello!"-
And "How do you do?"-
And then my mom-
Would send me to my room-
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CHORUS
Mail Man-
You were my second Dad-
Bring me a Metal Mag-
And lock me in my room...-
Mail Man-
I get my height from you-
You sort mail in my parents room-
That's what she said you do-
Mail Man-
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Now I'm old-
And time has passed-
But you're still there-
When I'm pumping gas-
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You wash the glass-
You check my car-
You do it all-
With one arm-
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CHORUS 2
Ohhh Gas Man-
You were my second Dad-
Till my first came home and broke your hand-
Put some buckshot straight up your ass-
Gas Man-
You may be my real Dad-
But I'm late so shut your trap-
I'll see you next time I need some gas...-
Man.
