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john the rev

About Me


"The valkyrie at my side is shouting and laughing with the pure, hateful, bloodthirsty joy of the slaughter... and so am I. The fire, baby. It'll burn us both. There's no place in this world for our kind of fire. My warrior woman. My valkyrie. You'll always be mine. Always. And never."
If you like strong coffee, strong beer, english (as in REAL) football, steelers football, swearing, good music, and my kid, we'll be just fine, you and me.
I was born in Pittsburgh, but i've been in So Cal for most of my life. I'm half Welsh, quarter British, quarter Irish. This explains why I'm always pissed off - mostly with myself.
My son is so beautiful that he makes me ache; he bends the world at will and i hope he never stops. I think he can save us all and I love him more than anything.
Tip: You can't change me or who I am. You will break against me trying.
I like coffee. Coffee is the elixir of life and the fastest way to my heart. I will accept a coffee from my worst enemy. Coffee is the antihistamine to my allergic reaction to morning. It has saved many a motorist in my path from a crushing and horrifying certain death, and it has probably saved my life on more than one occasion. Coffee has powerful antioxidant properties and reduces liver problems, especially in those who drink lots of alcohol. This does not apply to me, at least before noon. So, if you ever need to find me outside of working hours, i'm probably worshipping at the altar of my favorite starbucks:

I work in "wealth management." Put another way, I help make people even more disgustingly wealthy than they already are. I'm good at what I do, but I'm also back in school to become a lawyer (representing musicians or artists) or a teacher - either way, I intend make a positive difference in the lives of people who don't usually have somebody fighting on their side. I'll never be a millionaire, but i'll be able to look at myself in the mirror quite comfortably, thank you.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


people who can appreciate true friendship. people who like good music. those who have and/or appreciate a wicked and twisted sense of humor. people with a coffee habit that supports small third world economies. people who are comfortable being around kids, especially my kid. he has a mom, and he doesn't need a replacement. but he is my life, and we're a package deal. wouldn't mind meeting:

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