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noam

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Family is the most important thing in this world for me, and I do consider some friends family...Currently I am living in the one of a kind city of Herteliya. Now the funny thing about the apartment is that we live pretty much on top of a chabad. for all my goys out there, and jews that dont really know what chabad is based on...its a little somthing like this: they open there arms to any and everyone who wishes to accept the help. this pretty much means that we step over the homeless that chabad support to get into our apartment, also, for some reason it smells/ed like some form of rotting meat in our stairwell. that could be a direct result of the brits bringing an exuberant amount of cats to Israel to take care of the rat problem. Oh boy, the cats here are the hardest core MF's I have ever seen. I seens a pit approach a cat this one fine day, and the feline just ice grilled that bitch like she was thinking "bitch, I tooks someone twice your size last week--words" Anyhoot, aside from this I grew up in southern california, which I am very happy about. even though I love Israel so so so much, I am thankful for the life that my pops and moms gave me in the states. I am also super thankful for the social concern/awareness of and for others. this characteristic is clearly a product of being raised in the US cause the people here are blind or just staight up dont give a frick about anything/body. I love fruit. I think that citrus fruits, especially oranges are a miracle, along with most other natural things on earth. I think that the only man made miracle is other man (doi, women are included too) Love going to the beach, for some reason when I was younger I could not stand sitting at the beach. Now I can do that shite for hours on end, just enjoy the scenery and get eat popcycles. my favorite one is melon flavored. Along with fruit I also live for other foods such as meats, cheeses and salad. I love vegitables (not sure about the spelling on that one) you know, sports are great. I truely believe that most sports are fun and interesting if you learn the rules and can follow the game, take for example Australian rules Football. Wierd fuckin sport, but you watch that shit for 10 minutes, pick up on some of the rules, and its a pretty cool sport. this bullshit might all just be from the lack of sports in this period of my life...please bring back NBA TV to Israel...please...Thank you for contacting LivePerson...how may I help you......................................................... ........................promise that I am not that nuts...if you give me a chance
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Noam
Birthday: 21/3/1983
Birthplace: Netanya...eze arse
Current Location: Gertzeliya
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 180 cm = 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: whats that
Your Heritage: 1/2 Iraqi, 1/2 Polish, 1/2 Russian, 1/2 Human
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike Air Maxxxx
Your Weakness: Pretty girls
Your Fears: falling off the Tapanzee bridge...aaaaahhhh!!
Your Perfect Pizza: mushrooms, pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions, tomatoes, chicken, parmesan....and a sprinkle of love from the chef
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: find a good woman...its not that easy
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL, how fucking annoying is that shit
Thoughts First Waking Up: why do I feel like this
Your Best Physical Feature: my nose...its shaped like a star!
Your Bedtime: ??
Your Most Missed Memory: fishing in the pacific, with Dave
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, but only in Israel...mmmm...abroad, they both suck
MacDonalds or Burger King: Big Macs Bitches
Single or Group Dates: single...I mean with one more person besides me
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Wissotzky, damn thats good
Chocolate or Vanilla: half baked
Cappuccino or Coffee: Turkish
Do you Smoke: yes sir/ma'am
Do you Swear: every day...a few times
Do you Sing: yes I do
Do you Shower Daily: if you are lucky...jk...I do, even twice
Have you Been in Love: mmmhhhmmmmm!
Do you want to go to College: maybe someday
Do you want to get Married: of course
Do you belive in yourself: duh, who wouldn't
Do you get Motion Sickness: dramamine for life!
Do you think you are Attractive: hell yes!
Are you a Health Freak: read about pizza...(above)
Do you get along with your Parents: thank g-d
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Do you play an Instrument: define instrument
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ken
In the past month have you Smoked: ken
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ken
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ken
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ken
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: who hasn't
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yakimono...you should all be so lucky
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: get back to me on that one...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, but in a few weeks well be able to do that again! YESH!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: fuck no, who the hell do I look like
Ever been Drunk: doi!, but didn't you already ask me this?
Ever been called a Tease: sure
Ever been Beaten up: not yet, been stabbed though
Ever Shoplifted: again wth the questioning of my integrity...Ive been an accomplice
How do you want to Die: with someone close to me
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a caterpillar...(ralph)
What country would you most like to Visit: Thailand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whatever...just as long as I like them/it
Favourite Hair Color: same
Short or Long Hair: same
Height: no shorter then 4'5", and no taller then 6' 8"
Weight: same as first three
Best Clothing Style: revealing
Number of Drugs I have taken: my little brother has myspace, are you crazy?!!
Number of CDs I own: not many...modern technology..what what!
Number of Piercings: had 3
Number of Tattoos: zip
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ditto, love it all
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The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer ( DGLDm )
Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.
Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.
-- -- -- begin exact opposite table -- Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master
-- -- -- end exact opposite table -- While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.
ALWAYS AVOID : The Battleaxe
CONSIDER : The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet
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You are a
Social Liberal
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Economic Liberal
(38% permissive)

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Democrat
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Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

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I'd like to meet:

Nala, shes a fox! (not literally, but you know what I mean) also, the woman who will sweeeeeep me off my kaf regel, that would be nice, but I am more likely to find her in the library, or on a fishing boat!
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81?

Is he for real....81...impossible! To all you Kobe haters....keep up the good work....maybe next time he'll go for 100?!
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what is a blog...sounds like a villian from an 80s movie
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