my moments of greatness are severely clouded
by my failures =)
breaking things into tiny bits is fun =)
-deep breath-
first i wanna say, i am an abortion.......love me!
im also an american living in germany...karlsruhe to be exact.
aber nicht typisch ami.
i plan to hide here as long as possible.
till the fuzz catch up me anyway
i like anyone open-mided,
open-minded ppl just happen to be atheist most of the time.
so if you're atheist i will add you
if you have red hair i will add you
weakness for gingers, ya know
if you are chuck norris texas ranger i will add you
dont think that im totally anti-religion, i mean religion
has invented fun things as well, like sin and sinning.
i owe religion a great debt for that
i just wish religions were a bit more fun.
i write/think non-stop. it's random to some, clear to others
i dont judge
i dont like upper case letters
i dont believe that one plus one always equals two
i enjoy the absurd/retarded, but am also a serious/deep thinker.
i think i'd make an excellent god.
not me personally,
but what i mean to say is that i could make or create an excellent god.
one that people would think was cool.
one with style.
one that they would make a movie about
and you would watch.
one that tastes good
perhaps made from ice cream or even sorbet
im more in favor of ice cream
everyone loves ice cream!
although a lemon sorbet is nice on a hot summer day =]
oh, wait! a god made from reese's cups!
he'll be sweet peanut butter chocolaty goodness!
yes!!!
perhaps i will start a new religion.
one with a cool new god!
one with cool uniforms.
people love uniforms.
perhaps all black johnny cash uniforms?!
a johnny cash messiah!
we'll sing johnny cash hymns.
for communion,
instead of wine and unleavened bread,
we'll have whiskey and pills
to remember the "johnny cash savior"!
we'll have mosh-pit ho-downs!
now thas kick ass!
we'll play johnny cash music
all screachy and blitz fast,
with broken instruments,
ya know, like johnny cash noisecore during our service,
and have a large round-a-bout moshing crowd,
with fists and spiky things
and shouts and kicks
and hard,hard faces
and visions of the future
and Oi! Oi! Oi!!!!!!!!!if not johnny cash
then dirty harry or bob ross......whatever(more about me)
my japanese mother(god rest her soul)
was raped,impregnated, and i was raised by pirates
(i have only a slight pirate accent though).
so my skills include raping and pillaging.
i work for a multinational company,
so i get use from my pillaging skills,
but raping is frowned upon at my level.
i enjoy making guns with my fingers
and pointing them at people
as i walk down the sidewalk.
i have the coolest style haircut of anyone i know.
it's called "the sly guy".
it's very aerodynamic,
and allows me to run fast(whilst brandishing my finger guns).
i look dangerous.
when i'm at battle,
i like to use my own fighting style.
it's like breakdance ninja!
i lay waste to all in my path!
my friends first laughed at me when i showed them this style,
but no-one laughs now.
chaos!
chaos!
brain splintered chaos!
-childish giggles-
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