hello good people
well after much contemplation of how i can be funny and witty since this is the glorious myspace, i have fallen to the conclusion i'm just not. And also since Sarah won't write all my stuff for me again this time without referring somehow to midgets, cats and britney spears movies, i'm left to it.
i'm presuming most people that read this already know me reasonably well.
you have all probably heard of my little home town in Norfolk where i spend half my year living it up in the fields and stuff. Please don't ever ask me where it is, its the big lump sticking out of england, go and learn the shape of the UK
i go to staffs uni where for some of the time i study as a modern geek spending lectures watching films to get a degree, while the rest i play a traditional geek with history as i write about dead people, still dreading the entire time the day i have to leave and go and find a real job
other stuff to know. i am probably the clumsiest person alive beware i might take u down with me, and broken bones have resulted in it before. If i start backing away hysterically while your having a meal, its probably because you've got mayonnaise on your food, either that or theres a person in a big fancy dress constume behind you. If a cackle/clucking sudddenly emerges from my mouth, i promise its no kind of attack, it'll be some form of laughing fit. sit quietly and i should finish, although i would recommend a video phone handy for such an occasion.
ok i can think of nothing else, so leave the internet and go and converse, or if i haven't spoken to you in ages talk to me then go and converse.
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