I am Victoria. Or I might be Gordon Montgomery le Prince. It hasn't yet been proven that I'm not.
Biographies grow old quickly. They are also terribly uninformative, filled with inaccurate information, and generally senseless.
I make it a point to exist every day. Occasionally more than once and always to the MAXX!!!!
I'm so elitist it almost hurts.
This is it! Great refreshing power! FU FU FU!
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