A Neat New Fun Book for the Kiddies! God I love children.... |
I found this great book in L.A. I think it'd be great for the kiddies!Seriously though, if you have kids it's a great way to get them ready for their first day at the "zoo" with Uncle Jewish Jones (or...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 00:50:00 GMT |
I Wrote This Poem for My Penis |
I Am A Monster For Your Love I am Frankenstein unbound for your loveChomping romping clomping Smashing hitting punchingBiting spitting bleeding Crush me with your powerful fists ...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 06:52:00 GMT |
I wonder.... |
Do you think Einstein spent all day thinking "man these ppl are dumbshits!"I do.....P.S. - Jews Rock!
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:06:00 GMT |
My Friend Will Has A Crush On Me - So I Wrote Him A Poem |
I wrote a poem for my friend called Will - to answer your question(s) in advance:1. Yes, he’s black2. Yes, he has a crush on me3 Yes, he wants to make sweet love with meBut here is the poe...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:45:00 GMT |
Upcoming Comedy Shows |
There's a party in my pants and everybody's comin!(will post some shit here when I start doing shows again)Stay Black!
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 00:00:00 GMT |
superman vs. batman |
I have this friend, let's call him "SkBryan", and people think we are both very funny guys but I always say that "SkBryan" is funnier than me and nobody agrees but him and maybe his new baby "SkJack a...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 13:30:00 GMT |
"Let go and Let God" - LOL - Seriously WTF Does That Shit Even Mean??? |
Ok so I'm moving to NYC today (driving up, someone please shoot me in the face!)Ok but like...I was telling some people at work yesterday that I was moving to seriously pursue my stand-up career...and...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:01:00 GMT |
Jena 6 Rant - Kill Whitey! |
Ok For those of you who don't know about the Jena 6 (white people) Here is the short and simple of it: Some fuckin negro-hating white ass cracker kids in Jena, Louisiana hung three nooses in a tree...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 15:33:00 GMT |
An Ode To My Daddy - A Poem for Bryan |
I wrote this after reading some sappy shit some nerd wrote on my friend Bryan's wife's Eren's MySpace Page (who I have never had sex with 9 months prior to her having a new born baby with a really dar...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:01:00 GMT |
Fuckin' Babies Are Weak!! |
So I saw a baby today at the mall...and it suddenly hit me....they are WEAK as fuck!I would like to see more rich babies in the world, because they'd be REALLY easy to rob.I wouldn't harm them mind yo...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 11:25:00 GMT |
