creeps, know it alls, ladies of the night, strangers, anyone who rides around in a motorized wheelchair, kung fu masters, people who correct my conversational grammer, people who aren't afraid to admit when they have body odor, jesus freaks, chicks who smoke reds, musicians, ghosts, alcoholic chain smokers, Texans, someone with a tattoo of themself, hypochondriacs, straight A students, those with the balls to wear assless chaps tastefully, anyone with an attitude problem, and most importantly...GOD.