It's TiGeR RaG; the hill and rubbing the rock "The Most Exciting 25 Seconds in College Football"; The Gamecocks worst nightmare and ANOTHER TiGeR WiN, it's a place that gets in your blood and stays FoReVeR... it's *CLEMSON*, the Best Place in the World! Because it's everything that USC isn't, better than FSU; a southerner's dream and a northern's wish; Tiger Pride; The Quintessential College Experience, Death Valley, UVA's worst nightmare; and a place that can get in your blood, making it orange forever..."
"The guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, calls you back when you hang up on him, stays awake just to watch you sleep, kisses you on your forehead, wants to show you off to the world-even when you are in sweats, holds your hand in front of his friends, and constantly reminds you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you. And can turn to his friends and says "that's her..."A guy that can..... "*Smell your hair. * Talk to you in the movie theatre. *Pick you up and pretend he's going to throw her in the pool, (you'll scream and fight but secretly you'll love it.) *Holds your hand all the time. *Tells you you look beautiful. *Looks into your eyes when you talk. *Tells you stupid jokes. *Protects you. *Lets you mess with his hair. *Looks at you like you're the only girl he can see himself with. *Tickles you even when you says stop. *Lets you fall asleep in his arms. *Calls you. *If you yell at him, he doesn't get mad just kisses you. *Lets you take all the pictures of him you want. *Watches your favorite movie. *Kisses your forehead. *Gives you space if you need it. *If you're upset, stays on the phone with her even if you're not saying anything. *Lets you wear his clothes. *Makes you feel loved. *Doesn't push anything. *And when he falls in love with you, he can tell you.
He's Just not that into you.
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman.With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice.Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw.Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop! Please! You aren't going to cut it off, are you?"Placing the saw in her husband's hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, "Of course not! I'm going to set fire to the shed. You do whatever you have to do!"