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About Me

I am Reuben. I am devilishly handsome and charming.

Let's face it. I'm so awesome I piss excellence. During the day I am a stand-in for Robert DeNiro's ass. At night I participate in full-contact origami. The rest of the time I do photography. Unfortunately for you, I already have three girlfriends and a little chihuahua named Maxx.

If you must know a little something about me, I can cook 20 min brownies in 19 minutes, I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. In my spare time I sit on a throne of lies and lock up those who search for truth and justice in an origami prison.

Ohhh, and let's not forget the good stuff:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm not looking to meet anyone anymore. Sorry ladies!

I love photography! Here are a couple of my favorite shots:

You put the margarita in the pineapple and drink it all down...

Awww, Maxx the dolphin.

As the token Asian of the group I was banned from the Kung Fu Grip Exhibition.

Me and Race!

Only one of us is straight....can you guess who?

It was a Candyland/Glamourland party so I brought my own candy (shhh, it's just sugar)

Movies:

Dolphin kisses are the best!

Better do what the shirt says and RELAX!!!

Support a great cause! (And buy their Global Night Commute book because my photography is in it :)

Insert funny caption here

Kelly is teaching me how to use chopsticks...

Sunrise from when I lived in Africa

"Bring it!" Ohhh, it's already been braughtenenen

My Blog

Why Im Still Single

So a few of my friends have asked me why I'm still single. After all I am: - A hot asian - Confident - Keep in good shape - Highly educated - Cultured- Creative and artistic- Have many beautifu...
Posted by [hot asian reuben] on Sun, 04 May 2008 07:30:00 PST

Guys - How to Win Over Any Woman

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she...
Posted by [hot asian reuben] on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:45:00 PST

To All The Women In My Life - Im Sorry

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Posted by [hot asian reuben] on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 01:03:00 PST

Want to know more about me? Read my StrengthsFinder Results...

Below are my top five StrengthsFinder strengths. This is a pretty in-depth look at who I am and what makes me tick. If you have any questions lemme know as I have been coaching people abou...
Posted by [hot asian reuben] on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 01:37:00 PST

So, you want to be my MySpace friend...

As much as I love meeting new people I am very picky about who I will accept to be my MySpace friends. If I deny you please don't take it personally (and please don't send me another reque...
Posted by [hot asian reuben] on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 09:30:00 PST

DORK TEST

OK people. Here's the official dork test. 1. Do you yell out random things at random times? 2. Do you collect something that "normal" people would never collect in their lives?3. Did you ever t...
Posted by [hot asian reuben] on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:18:00 PST

Ryan and Ashlee Wedding Photos

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Posted by [hot asian reuben] on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 09:59:00 PST

Just got back from vegas...

So I was talking to my friend Race Friday night when he asked when I was coming up to Vegas to visit him. Of course I said, "now!" Off I went and drove up to Vegas that night. I got ...
Posted by [hot asian reuben] on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 08:35:00 PST

Great Dinner after a Bad Day

So I was having a bad day(s) and needed to just unwind and relax. I decided to take myself out to dinner and went to Red Lobster (yes, I did get the lobster and no, I didn't put out). I go...
Posted by [hot asian reuben] on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 04:44:00 PST

Photos from Noel & Melissa's Wedding

Here are some photos from Noel & Melissa's wedding from last month. Check out the rest of the photos at www.pictage.com/313539 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. ...
Posted by [hot asian reuben] on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 02:26:00 PST