Sean's Ideas of Newspeak:Newspeak! Fuck off and come back to us when you’ve bought the t-shirt.
Newspeak! Catcher in the Rye condensed into two and a half minutes (plus Robbie)
Like the Wombats but not shit.
Weare the word the word is CONFORM!
The lovechild of Alex James from Blur and Marlon Brando. BACK! For REVENGE! Newspeak, the 3D animation that Dreamworks failed to rip off.
Newspeak, runners up of the S.T.A.B 2008 Catholicfest!
Newspeak sound a bit like the Beatles would have, had they lived in East Kilbride 2008 and had never heard of the Beatles.
Had Steven Spielberg not ruined the script, Newspeak would have gone back to the 1950s (not Marty McFly) and had sex with EVERYBODY’S mom!
When you were six and your mother put on Mary Poppins did you want Julie Andrews to take her top off? If you DID then Newspeak are the band for you. If you DIDN’T then your band of choice is Rod Stewart and the Small Faces.
Newspeak…have had sex with ALL the members of the Rolling Stones.
Nothing at all like the Velvet Underground.
Nothing at all like Kraftwerk.
Our only regret is that we didn’t write songs for Right Said Fred.If NME hadn’t sold its soul; Newspeak would have already been on the cover. If the One Show wasn’t shit; Newspeak would have given hickeys to BOTH presenters. If the Spanish Civil War hadn’t been in the past; Newspeak would have refused to get involved. If love was like a rolling stone; Newspeak would have patented the moss. Newspeak; together we can go back and BEAT FACISM once more!
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