Requisite famous people I'll likely never meet: Ralph Nader, David Lynch (BUT... WTF is up with his coffee line?!), David Bowie, Dennis Hopper, Mike Patton, Tom Brady...Dead people I'll definitely never meet: Jim Morrison, John Lennon, Paul Newman, John Belushi, Bon Scott, Bruce Lee, Alistair Crowley, my grandfather (he seemed like an interesting guy)...Non-specific types: ELF supporters, yamabushi, tattoo artists, Native American shamen, students of the magickal arts, third-party political proponents, board shapers, GHB cooks, paranormal investigators. And, finally, ANYONE who can provide me with a copy of the Beatles' 27 minute-long version of Helter Skelter.