My life is quite fascinating, more so than yours I can assure you. I don’t work or go to school. I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE IN UNIFORM. Some times I hit my head on the wall when I get really into a game of “chase whatever the fuck was just thrown†I can lick myself in ways humans can only dream of. I don’t have many non-human friends, sometimes a snake will come and visit me and we will play together but eventually they stop working and it confuses me… Then the humans will try and bury my friends when they stop working but I always bring them back. That’s my life so far…
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Squirrels, Snakes, and new Humans, I like meeting lots of things except new vacuum cleaners those things scare me!
