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..Seen this on somebody elses profile,thought it was funny. BOOTY-CALL APPLICATION Name_____________________ Age____ Phone(____)_______ Occupation________________________________ Height_____ Weight______ Gender(M/F)___ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)__ Other_________ How often (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last (check appropriate answer) 1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite__ Do u like giving oral sex(Y/N)__ body measurements ______? Which do u prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group__ While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else__ ? List three positions u like: 1._____________________ 2._____________________ 3._____________________ What is ur preferred pace (check appropriate answer) Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous__ When is the best time to reach u (check appropriate answer) Morning__ Afternoon__ Nite__ How late can u stay out (check appropriate answer) 11-12am__ 1-2am__ all nite__ Any talent or skills(Y/N) if so, list Applicant? signature________________________________ Date__________________ PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES 1. No sleeping over-- unless the sex was so good and we need to repeat it in the morning 2. No meeting in public places unless getting drinks or sumthin to eat before fucking 3. No calls before 7pm 4. None of that love making? u cum to fuck and u fuck to cum 5. No emotional conversations--- love is not a feeling between us 6. No comparisons between previous fucks, dont give a shit 7. No calling each other friends with benefits were not friends, we just fuck together..... 8. Calling out the wrong name while having sex is ok just dont be offended 9. No excessive clothing! dont want u leaving anything when u leave 10. Do not be offended if I dont ask u how good it was. I dont give a shit 11. If someone asks who u are, tell them we just met 12. Try not to make eye contact during sex, the less connection the better 13. Do NOT call me ill call u!!! However if accepted please feel free to call for the Booty call. *Notification of ur hiring will be sent to u within 48 hours. Pictures will generate a faster response. Thank You <a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction