There was a dog named Lazlow who founded the powers of awesomosis in her food dish, slightly below the kibbles, just to the left of the bits, and just above the cure for cancer. This realization transported her to a parallel universe that contained only Dan Sherwood and James Bahleda, and much Behringer gear. Following the decline of her depression, imperialism set in and the musical enslavement of the lesser 3 ensued. This music based on a novella by a pettifogger.
