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Mr jeffrey has been Slaying tits since 1981

About Me

.. MEET ME HALF WAY TOUGH GUY
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeff Meixell
Birthday: April 26th 1981
Birthplace: Bethlehem
Current Location: hell on earth
Eye Color: Blue....ish
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6 fizzle
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: You name its in me
The Shoes You Wore Today: Dvs
Your Weakness: Alot really but the worst is girls with dark hair tattoos and can make me laugh
Your Fears: Planes, snakes, ninjas, etc.......alot i guess
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make a million dollars
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ? Dont use it
Thoughts First Waking Up: God last night was awesome lets do it again
Your Best Physical Feature: tattoos and my butt i guess
Your Bedtime: I dont sleep because im tuff
Your Most Missed Memory: My sister is all that matters
Pepsi or Coke: coke ninja!!!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Whatev
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Neither
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: F yes ninja
Do you Sing: Sure do but not that well
Do you Shower Daily: Nope
Have you Been in Love: Yes very much
Do you want to go to College: Nope
Do you want to get Married: Maybe
Do you belive in yourself: Most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes i do im a pussy when it comes to that
Do you think you are Attractive: No!!!!!!!!!!!! not at all but i deal
Are you a Health Freak: sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes i love my parents
Do you like Thunderstorms: No i hate the rain well i hate driving in the rain
Do you play an Instrument: i can play anything because i am a super human
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Never
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No that is gross
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No i wish
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No Actually
Ever Shoplifted: Yea when i was a punk kid
How do you want to Die: Some way that my friends say that was the most gnarly thing they have ever heard of and girls say that was hott
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Myself
What country would you most like to Visit: Your face
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any has long as they pierce my heart
Favourite Hair Color: I prefer dark hair
Short or Long Hair: Dosent matter
Height: shorter than me
Weight: Dosent matter really
Best Clothing Style: Come on like that matters really
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: 947923579629873498768347634
Number of Piercings: none anymore but stay tuned
Number of Tattoos: 1 sleeve and the 2nd is on its way
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0 because everything i have done has made me who i am today
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My Interests

SOFTBALL IS MY LIFE, music , movies, pinksockin, poopin on my friends,people watchin at the mall,playing with my dog, poofin, stiffin , listening to people talk , muff diving ,i also like feet and toes i know its weird but so what you dont like weird shit? i also like road trips and sleeping very much, you know i can dig really anything as long as im with someone i wanna be with

I'd like to meet:

A GIRL WHO DOSENT LIE,Keith Buckley,Tito Ortiz, CEDRIC BIXLER ZAVALA, sly stallone, jean claude van damme, dolf lundgren, charles bronson , bob saget, alfred hitchcock, stanley kuberick, tim burton, dane cook, bam margera, tommy lee, jimmi hendrix, eric clapton, any of the cky crew, john stamos, david hasselhoff, dave coullier, michael jackson, chuck norris, bob barker, regis philbin, joe pesci, hulk hogan, the ultimate warrior, john holmes, steven segal, prince, dj jazzy jeff, vanilla ice, mc hammer, steve perry, fabio, rupaul, paul reubens, any actor who as been on gunsmoke, j lo just so i can smash her head in, dude they are so many more people i wanna meet i want to meet everybody on the planet once

Music:

I love most music if you have a band i will listen even if yo u suck here are some of my favs/AMBER'S DIARY,ALLTIME MUTHAFUCKIN LOW,EVERY TIME I DIE,The sleeping,the red jumpsuit apparatus,CHIODOS, waiting for twilight, the bled, Saosin, the tony danza tapdance extravaganza, zao,afi,Job for a cowboy, halifax, panic! at the disco, the academy is, him, senses fail ,Hellogoodbye,deathcab for cutie, finch, valencia, the bronx, jimmy eat world , avenged sevenfold, the used, tool , a perfect circle, old green day , silverchair, incubus, metallica, slayer, poison the well , queens of the stone age, deftones, rage , 30 seconds to mars , mars volta, thrice, radiohead, 311, bloodhound gang, led zepplin, jimi hendrix, refused, the cure, my chemical romance, alexisonfire, boy sets fire, mae, fall out boy, stp, bright eyes, at the drive in ,the exit, mewithoutyou, saves the day, brand new,glassjaw, moition city soundtrack, further seems forever(w/ chris carabba) a change of pace, atreyu, my american heart ,Head automatica,Angels and airwaves,ominus, and too many more to type for now

Movies:

Any movie ever i will watch it i guess BUT i hate j lo so no movies with her but other than that i can dig it

Television:

cold case files, adult swim, sportscenter, and late night infomercials ,history channel, viva la bam, ufc , jeopardy, who wants to be a millionaire, i also like watching the hair metal band shit on chanel 466, cant think of anymore i really dont watch much tv just a little

Books:

anything by hunter s. thompson, And anything by any author on serial killers

Heroes:

my grandma , nathan cluck, dave overly, the fat guy with big sideburns that works at mt pleasant wal - mart , NICE!!!!!! , any dirty old man, ron jeremy, buffo the clown, bennie the blade,