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Chris K

I'm not here for anonymous idiots to message me.

About Me

OH GOD HOW DID THIS GET HERE I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTERS

My Interests

Photography, videography, music.

I'd like to meet:

A lot of dead people.

Music:

I hate browsing someone's page and hearing crap. It better be good or I will delete your Internets.

Movies:

Bladerunneryou

Television:

Entourage, David Letterman, Conan O'Brien, old 80's detective shows like Magnum PI, Simon & Simon. BUT OH GOD DO I EVER HATE MURDER, SHE WROTE. GET THE HELL OUT OF MY TV BEFORE I HIT YOU IN THE FACE WITH A SHOVEL. I DID THAT ONCE TO SOME KIDS WHO TRIED TO STEAL MY LAWNMOWER. I CHASED THEM INTO THEIR PARENTS HOUSE AND SAW THAT LAW&ORDER WAS ON SO I STOPPED AND GRABBED ONE OF THEIR PABST BLUE RIBBONS AND NEXT THING I KNOW I WAS PASSED OUT IN THE TOOL SHED WITH MY PANTS AROUND MY ANKLES. NO ONE HAS RESPECT FOR VETERANS ANYMORE THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS TOWN. I'M ALL WASHED UP.

Books:

Time to read? hahaha. Maybe I should be reading instead of bothering with this Internets crap.

Heroes:

Mostly dead people.