Drink Up With Coors Light
??Need A Cold One??
Coors Light... I drink you for fun, I drink you when I'm bored. There's times I drink you for no reason, but the times I need you most, your always there. I drink you when I'm sad, I drink you when I'm mad. After work I pop your top and hold you in my hand, that makes me feel glad. You help me with headaches, and cure me from hangovers. You take away pain, and help me forget all the shit that happened through out the day. You stay cold for me in your special frost brew liner. I'm glad your here for me Coors Light.
Give me a Coors Light!! Cans, bottles, pints, or a big mug is fine. Don't give me anything else unless I ask for it. If you do, I'll throw that shit on the floor.