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About Me

To revisit DrWho42's previous regeneration, one can journey through this looking-glass:
Can you spare the contents of one Astounding Stories, dearly madam? I am starveling organism requiring nutritiousment..
Greetings traveller,
After wandering the long and winding road that leads to the shadowy tip of reality, and you happen-chance to come across this place behind the vertically running mountains and inverted 1950s diner, I bet you're wondering where the DOS has your paradigm shifted to and whether this is the end of the world as the pop-up maps have indicated or you've simply gone mad after failing repetitively trying to hitch lifts on passing mirages.
“There is no point in driving yourself mad trying to stop yourself going mad. You might just as well give in and save your sanity for later.”
—Ford Prefect
Eitherway, you've reached Sanctuary from the wretched hive of scum and villainy known as the modern mainstream.
Where one can enjoy the peace and safety of this happy-go-lucky new dark age with its fallout radiation-green skies and away from the toils, troubles, and video hallucinations of the Information Age.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Oh, to Be a Blobel!

_Because for twelve hours out of the day he reverted, despite all the efforts of himself and the Veteran's Hospitalisation Agency of the UN, to his olde wartime Blobel shape. To formless unicellularlike blob, right in the middle of his own appartment at WEF-395.
_His financial resources consisted of a small pension from the War Office; finding a job was impossible, because as soon as he was hired the strain caused him to revert there on the spot, in plain sight of his new employer and fellow workers.
_It did not assist in forming successful work-relationships.
_Sure enough, now, at eight in the evening, he felt himself once more beginning to revert; it was an olde and familiar experience to him, and he loathed it. Hurriedly, he sipped the last of the cup of Scotch, put the cup down on a table . . . and felt himself slide together into a homogenous puddle .

My Blog

"Bring Me the Head of Boba Fett" [3.3.02]

Based upon Evan Dorkin*'s underground comic Dork!, this is the pilot and only episode ever created for "Welcome to Eltingville" since Adult Swim made the choice of not picking it up for along its prog...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 23:46:00 GMT

Hallucinogenic Hypnovision

The Most Inane and Unwelcome "Technical Advance" in Hollywood History EVER SINCE the beginning of the film industry, movie moguls have searched for dramatic technical innova- tions that would increa...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 22:20:00 GMT

Ex-Area 51 Worker Nervously Calls In

Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell11 September 1997....[for the actual recording, click here]Hello Art.Hi. Um, I-I-I-I don't have a whole lot of, of time. Um, I'm a former employee of Area 51. I, I was l...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 04:43:00 GMT

The Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Trash Compactor Repairman Game

(1) Once there was a man who repaired trash compactors because that was what he loved doing more than anything else in the world (2) Once there was a man who repaired trash compactors in a soci- ity...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 00:58:00 GMT

"The Last Man on Earth..."

The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door... _A traditional SF writer would conclude this story by opening that door to reveal 1) the last woman on Earth, or ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 23:41:00 GMT

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream

And upon the New Wave sci-fi side of the continuum... [I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream] It's a nightmarish tale that concerns the last five humans all trapped within the inescapable confines of a...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 02:23:00 GMT

Ever tried playing Hide-and-Go Seek with Big Brother?

[Me and the Big Guy]In this parody of George Orwell's dystopic 1984, Big Brother harrumphs on Citizen 43275B, a nudnick who believes the omniscient totalitarian presence that oppresses his very bein...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 00:07:00 GMT

Signs of the Times

THIS BEACH NOT SAFE FOR SWIMMINGNOT Drinking WaterUNFIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTIONNow Wash Your Hands(Penalty for noncompliance $50)FILTERMASK DISPENSERUse product once only—maximum 1 hourOXYGEN25&ce...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 07:49:00 GMT

THE GUY WITH THE EYES

THE GUY WITH THE EYES Written by Spider Robinson Published in Analog by Ben Bova. Callahan's Place was pretty lively that night. Talk fought Budweiser for mouth space all over the joint, and the ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 18:19:00 GMT

BARTLEDAN or MOST OF CHAPTER 11

The first thing Arthur Dent had to do, he realised resignedly, was to get himself a life. This meant he had to find a planet he could have one on. It had to be a planet he could breathe on, where he c...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 20:05:00 GMT